Tonight, Kaden is practicing his skills both behind and in front of the camera with a hot brand new recruit AD found named Vinny. Vinny’s body will drive you fucking crazy and it must have gotten the best of Kaden too because by the time it’s all over, Kaden is sitting next to Vinny stroking his cock for him. And Vinny is happy to let him. But before he gets cozy with Vinny he lets Vinny get cozy with the camera by showing off his gorgeous body and ass. Vinny seems all too eager to give Kaden exactly what he wants and Kaden works him through this video really well.
Joey gets erections easily. It’s always been a problem for this smooth-bodied young boxer. He often gets a stiffy when travelling on the bus, running on the treadmill at the gym or when sunbathing on the beach. Finally he decides to put his wood to good use and apply to be in porn. This straight jock also loves women and getting rim jobs: a combination that doesn’t always work. But filming him bending over and spreading that fine looking arse, the First Auditions casting director would love to dive in and pleasure his tight sphincter.
After being stripped naked, fondled and fucked in the ass with a dildo, straight man Darren is suitably po-faced and disgraced. Stretched naked between the dominant clothed men, they manipulate his cock until it’s large and stiff. They savour the manly weight of his cock in their tightened fists. Dave’s breath is hot on his bare neck and he’s hyper-aware that the three demanding men surrounding him won’t let him go until he’s emptied every last drop of cum out of his heavy balls. Check out CMNM.net to see what this hot new Clothed Male/Naked Male fetish is all about!
Cain’s stardom continues at Corbin Fisher. His powerfully muscled frame, intense sexual energy and that huge, uncut dick make him one of CF’s most popular tops. What better way to up the sexual ante than by pairing him with another hot top? Joel only recently returned to CF, and it’s probably been over a year since he’s bottomed. He laughs as he says, ” So, this is a special treat for everyone, I guess.”
Perhaps you have not heard of the artistic geniuses behind Puppetry of the Penis? Just imagine the marionette scene from The Sound of Music, but replace the children with grown men and the stringed puppets with penises shaped like hamburgers, wrist watches, and the Loch Ness Monster—entertaining? Yes. Educational? Yes.
These manual masturminds made a million methods for manhandling meat into magnificent malformations. In fact, we put up several how-tos for those of you curious and playful enough to try (though QC does not take responsibility for any injuries). If you really become good at twisting your cock into strange shapes, you can even audition to become part of the penis puppetry cast! Imagine a career traveling abroad, meeting interesting people, and then showing them how you turn cock into Abraham Lincoln. It’s kinda like being a porn star, but even easier because you don’t have to stay hard!
Remember that gay porn actor who said that Sean Cody told him to “butch it up”? Looks like someone saw the same story and wrote to porn director Jasun Mark to ask whether gay guys or straight guys need to butch it up more often. In Mark’s sexy and hilarious response he says that straight guys often imitate female porn stars when bottoming in gay porn and as a result, he has to tell them to butch up more often than he has to with gay performers. Kind of ironic, eh?
Not only that but he has an interesting test to see if your male friends are gay or straight. We’d say it’s foolproof and near genius, except that we’ve seen far too many gay guys move like Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears to make everyone who “dances like a girl” straight. Guess again, girlfriend.
Private Jackson Lawless reports to Major Brandon Bangs to complain that his bunkmate’s jacking off all night to girlie mags keeps him awake. Major Bangs doesn’t see that as a problem; instead he objects to Lawless’ complaining. As punishment he orders Lawless to suck his thick uncut cock. Soon the whining Private finds himself doggy-style on the desk, getting fucked by Bangs – now that’s Corporal Punishment.
When police officer Sergeant Andrew Lawrance started telling his fellow officers and their wives about his cock piercing at the office Chrismas party, they begged him to do his self-proclaimed “party trick” of opening a beer with it. So he went into the bathroom of Tommy’s Chinese Restaurant, attached a bottle opener to his cock, and popped open a longneck with his Prince Albert. They might have been impressed, but his boss wasn’t.
His boss, Police Commissioner Andrew Scipione, says that he lost confidence in Lawrance a senior officer with the force and has had Lawrance sacked. Weirdly enough, Lawrance had already undergone counseling for doing the exact same thing back in 2004, but apparently he can’t resist an audience. Luckily Lawrance also has a part-time job working in a bottle shop (where he probably perfects his party trick), so he won’t be entirely without work.
And if his employers at the bottle shop are more laid back than his superiors at the police department, he might want to stop by the website Phallic Cymbals and see what other wondrous things he can do with his penis. Heck, he might even become a gay internet sensation if he keeps working at it!
