Learning the alphabet in elementary school was mega-boring: A was for apple, B was for bologney, C was for chevaline. But now you’re all grown up and masturbating to gay porn so it’s time for a sexier adult ABCs. The Effing Typeface has got you covered! Now A is for asshole, P is for pubes, Z is for zipper and so on.
It’s a real relief too because after years of watching our e-mail manners we finally have a typeface that’s more offensive than anything we could ever write. We included some of our gay favorites in the image above, but we also included three letters that left us scratching our heads. What the heck do N, R, and Y stand for? Is N for necrophilia? R for rough riding? Y for yank? Fill us in, yo!
Man, looks like the alphabet’s much harder than we remember!
Ruggerbugger has caught rugby player Carl Ablett’s ass on video! The English rugby star plays for the Leeds Rhinos. This big burly sportsman isn’t someone you’d want to mess with, but we’re very happy to admire his big magnificent ass when it’s accidentally revealed right on the playing pitch!
At CFNM.net, after tough schoolboy James was sold in a slave auction his saga continues at cfnm.net. He lives chained in the bedroom of a perverted old woman who invites her friends around to fondle and abuse his muscular naked body. They tease his asshole with a feather and stroke his heavy balls. The stud is fed viagra to keep him perpetually hard and they milk him endlessly using a pump till the hard bully is exhausted. See Slaveboy James’ full story at cfnm.net.
At First Auditions, Errol is a young serious athlete without an ounce of fat on his toned lean hard body. He thought that submitting to two strange men would be an easy way to make money, but the pervy groping men make Errol work and sweat for every penny. When they pry his ass cheeks apart and work open his hole he regretted ever signing up for this. He has such an insatiable cock that it was easy for the skillful hands to give him an erection – a fact this proud athlete found incredibly embarrassing. Download the full videos of this horny straight jock from First Auditions!
We don’t know why putting Xander Scott and Zachary Cook together seemed like a natural pairing but it worked out perfectly. These guys were so hot for each other and anyone who caught their Randy Blue Live appearance together will tell you the chemistry was there.
If you like your Corbin Fisher Studs hot, young, ripped and blond, you’re going to really like Cameron! He’s a sexy, young, confident 19 year old who we’re extremely excited to introduce! Cameron proudly states he has quite the high sex drive! Though he lost his virginity only a couple of years ago, he’s been making up for that late start by having as much fun as possible in the time since!
Tommy is trying to help give a new coat of paint to his brother’s place when their mutual friend James shows up. They haven’t seen each other in what seems like forever, so they decide to chat while the bro is out grabbing more paint. Before long, these guys find they have something in common, and it’s between their legs. Hold on your brushes guys, you’re in store for a different kind of paint job
It’s late and you want cock for a midnight snack. But most of the guys have logged off for the night and the guys still searching are a bunch of trolls. You’re about to sign out and call it a night, until you see Athledick. He’s got a ripped little body and is just teasing you with his tight t-shirt and briefs. He says hello and asks what you’re doing. You’re intrigued, but you’d like to get a peek at his private pics. Of course, he’s happy to oblige.
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Buddy is a 22y/o straight guy who joined the military and made his way out to San Diego. He’s a bit of a party animal and has a wild streak that even makes his friends scratch their heads. Two of his Marine friends dropped him off for the shoot so SW asked if they knew what he was coming over for. He laughed.
“Oh yeah, I told all my friends about this. They think I’m a little crazy, but I have no shame.”
He seems like the kind of guy who sets out to try everything once. Even if it’s just to have a good story for later. He’s collected quite few of them, too, and now can add jacking off on camera to that list!
Superstar Leo Giamani, with one of the biggest cocks in the industry, has the pleasure of pummeling rising star Parker London’s sweet hole. Before the fucking begins, both guys make sure to spend plenty of time tasting each others meaty members. Parker is still hungry so he buries his tongue deep inside Leo’s ass. This gets Leo raging hard and ready to fuck Parker’s bubble butt. Parker seems a little worried at first getting that tree trunk shoved up his behind, but he’s loving it in no time. After doggie-style, Parker jumps on top and rides the hell out of Leo’s horse-cock. Parker squirts his load with Leo’s monster still in him. Leo pulls out and cums all over Parker’s cock and abs.
