Things have pretty bulge-tastic around QC lately. First, we had Chace Crawford’s tasty bulge, then Taylor Lautner’s workout pouch, and British porn actor Mark Davis’ denim-clad mancock. So excuse us if we can’t help ourselves.
We never considered Matthew McConaughey the sexiest man alive (like People magazine did in 2005), but don’t mean we wouldn’t like to roll his musky fat cock around in our mouths for a bit. We bet it’s a nice piece, and if we could hear him moan and dirty talk us in that sexy Texas drawl, we’d pretty much blow our load right there. Whadd’ya say, pardner… giddy up?
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Over at CFNM.net, businessman Ian is on his way to an important meeting when his car breaks down. A group of women pick him up on their way to an erotic party, inviting the sexy young man to have a drink with them while he calls for tow truck. When the hapless man breaks a precious vase the women demand he put on a skimpy pair of briefs and bunny ears to clean it up.
Hard looks from Cocksure Men’s hard bodied wrestlers set the tone. John makes the first move but Tristan evades nicely. That’s all the encouragement Tristan needs to start talking smack. John shuts him up, for all of a second, with a beautifully executed modified hip toss. It’s officially on! The studs slam around in a flurry of punches, tosses, and submission moves all while flexing and constantly letting the other know who has the upper hand. It looks like Tristan gets the upper hand after a low blow, but it’s John who winds up on top, literally, with his cock dangling in Tristan’s face. To the victor goes the spoils so Tristan’s ass is the first to be offered up to John’s thick cock. John’s a good sport and lets Tristan go for a ride too. They flip again and Tristan shoots his load onto John’s massive chest while John’s cock is buried deep inside him. John gets up and towers over Tristan, dropping a load onto Tristan’s chest and chin. To be sure Tristan knows who won, John smears his cum in Tristan’s face. This is enough to make Tristan declare it’s time for round two and the guys begin to wrestle again…
Dating’s a bitch, especially when you’re going out with a hot slut. This video for “I Don’t Care” from Spanish pop duo Barb@zul is “based on a true story”, features two incredibly hot jocks kissing and cuddling and also tackles the bigger questions of dating: At what point is your man actually yours and not just some ass you call when you’re bored? And if your man starts feeling up on some other turd, does it give you a right to act like a bitch on the soccer field? In Spain, simply touching another man is apparenly enough to get you dumped… even if that other man is just a dumpy pal you met in a bar. Oh well, you know those hot-blooded Latins… so spicy!
Dallas Evans has become quite the fuckbeast. His body is amazing and you just want to run your fingers down the crease between his rock hard pecs, along his chiseled abs and finally wrapping your hands around his thick piece of meat. He was so hot with Nicco, and that gym scene with Christian is still getting compliments, so when Xander Scott asked Randy about him he knew it was time to put these two hotties together.
Stella rang the guys up at Island Studs, boasting about his “new” body—apparently he had bulked up and wanted to shoot some more photos. Well, one year after his original Island Studs shoot, the 22-year-old local football player is now a thick, heavy set, hairless muscle cub! A daddy bear’s dream! His bright blue eyes and broad smile will tempt you—but he’s clearly a bit fearless too, as you’ll see the video of him using a circular saw completely nude. (We wouldn’t recommend doing this at home, by the way.) While we think its sexy for a guy to strut his stuff while wielding power tools, we’re happy to see Stella eventually gets down to business and rub one out for the cameras. Watching his whole body getting into jerking off is impressive, especially as his whole body blushes right before he cums. While he tries to hold back from an orgasm, he blows a huge load all over his smooth belly.
Neil is easily one of the sexiest straight guys we’ve seen on First Auditions. Like all young guys he was perpetually worried about his dick size. We didn’t care in the least how big it was staring up at his incredibly muscular body and his promising hairy ass crack. He says that he’s only interested in doing porn for money – which isn’t surprising considering he must be able to get any woman to do anything he wants.
Since this first audition Neil has appeared in a couple of sexy stories on cfnm.net, but the video at First Auditions shows him at the beginning of his porn career. With his deep South African accented voice, he confided to the man auditioning him how he’s never done anything like this in his life. Even more, he’s never taken any private nude pics with girlfriends or even stripped naked on trips with the rugby lads. These are the first pictures and videos of Neil completely naked and jerking off ever taken!
Mark Davis is the British-born porn actor who has starred in Butt Banged Bicycle Babes, World Sex Tour, and Butt Banged Naughty Nurses. He’s a hot piece, but even though you might have seen him naked, it’s still hot to see a sexy guy bulging in his clothes. In fact, if we caught sight of him in public, we’d hungrily start eyeing his pouch and ask him for a smoke. But fuck cigarettes… we’d like to put another faggot in our mouth. Ahhh… welcome to flavor country!
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