Matthew McConaughey’s Mound

Things have pretty bulge-tastic around QC lately. First, we had Chace Crawford’s tasty bulge, then Taylor Lautner’s workout pouch, and British porn actor Mark Davis’ denim-clad mancock. So excuse us if we can’t help ourselves.
We never considered Matthew McConaughey the sexiest man alive (like People magazine did in 2005), but don’t mean we wouldn’t like to roll his musky fat cock around in our mouths for a bit. We bet it’s a nice piece, and if we could hear him moan and dirty talk us in that sexy Texas drawl, we’d pretty much blow our load right there. Whadd’ya say, pardner… giddy up?
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