One Year Of Working Out In 37 Seconds


Thanks to the gym and some rapid photo processing, this quick video of a guy standing around in 365 days worth of boxers shows his progression from average Joe to scary grandpa in just one year. Yeah, he gets ripped and develops progressively better taste in boring underwear, but he also goes bald for a bit and gets a god-awful tan. Let this be a warning to you gym bunnies and guys dissatisfied with their body—you can overdo it.
Thanks to Towleroad.

13 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko

PataPORN With Chinpoko!
Hello dear Chinpoko fans. This is QueerClick’s Editor D. I just want to take a moment and apologize for Chinpoko. He’s been out of control this week. He’s been running around the office screaming, “IT’S SO HOT THIS WEEK! IT’S SO HOT!” And he’s been cumming on everyone. We try to tell him to keep his work in his cubicle, but he doesn’t care. Just this afternoon while working at my computer, I felt something on my leg and I thought it was just Toby humping my leg again. But it wasn’t. It was Chinpoko, and he ruined my new Diesel jeans. Be prepared… it’s PataPORN With Chinpoko.
Hot House: Tony Mecelli
Hot House: Tony Mecelli
Chinpoko singing:
There’s a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s—

Wait a minute! Oops… I’m sorry. The hunky houseman in Who’s The Boss? was Tony Micelli, not Tony Mecelli. But I’ll admit… I did have a crush on Tony Danza.
Can you imagine if this Tony Mecelli showed up at your front door as a housekeeper? Oh My Gawd! I can just imagine myself opening the door with a robe on and my foreskin up in a towel, just like Angela… and there he is—my Tony! PATA PATA! I think I’m going to have my own sitcom!

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13 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

CFNMtv: Trevor

Trevor at CFNMtv
At CFNMtv, Trevor is one of those boys who would spend his lottery prize and then worry about actually winning it. In crippling debt and with a non-existent credit rating it was easy to rope him in for an HFM video. Trevor had already set out his limitations but Alissa and Jane couldn’t care less, immediately stripping the fool before a spirit-crushing intimate examination of his body including his delicate asshole. Trevor is already teary-eyed when the wicked girls throw a blow up doll onto the floor and order the trembling naked boy to fuck it. Obediently he porks the doll and, goaded by verbal abuse and Alissa paddling his ass, he works up a rampant hard-on. The girls then ‘kindly’ bind him to a chair before milking his aching balls into their ashtray. But the girls have a final surprise humiliation for the boy even while he is ejaculating!

13 Sep 09 By redmonkey Write a comment!

New York Straight Men: Tony’s Massage

new york straight men tony massage
Tony is one of Viewer’s Favorite guys. NYSM receives massive emails requesting more of Tony, but one member had a brilliant suggestion, to have Tony massaged and capture every inch of him on film, really get to know him.
That is what this movie is about, REALLY getting to know Tony from head to toe and everyplace in between!
As Sergio started to rub Tony’s hairy muscles he became totally relaxed but Tony quickly realized that this was not going to be “spa massage” when Sergio parted Tony’s hairy butt cheeks to reveal Tony’s asshole to the camera. Then when Sergio started lapping at his hairy asshole and getting his tongue way up inside, Tony knew for certain that this massage was going to have a “happy ending”!

13 Sep 09 By Dave 3 Comments

College Dudes 24/7: Jimmy Durano and Jack Griffin

College Dudes 24/7: Jimmy Durano & Jack Griffin
Jimmy Durano asked the Dudes for a crack at Jack Griffin, so when they both were in town, this hot ass-pounding commenced! Even though Jack is pretty new to bottoming, Jimmy, who has a rock hard dick and a rock hard body, knows how to fuck in style. After trading blow jobs, Jimmy eats Jack out, getting that tight asshole ready for a drilling.

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13 Sep 09 By aaron 6 Comments

Sean Cody: Hawaii – Issac and Jake

Sean Cody: Hawaii - Issac and Jake
Out of all the guys on the Hawaii trip, Sean thinks Isaac had the most fun.
He was like a wide-eyed kid in a candy store. Beautiful weather, beautiful scenery, beautiful men, and lots and lots of sex.
He was one of a couple of guys who fully identified as being gay, so he was able to just be himself and sit back and watch the festivities!

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12 Sep 09 By Ken 13 Comments

Straight Hell: Darren(12)

Straight Hell: Darren(12)
The perverted men at Straight Hell have prepared a very special entertainment for their formal dinner. The mean tops sweep away the plates and glasses, and Colin sticks a dildo to the tabletop. Darren reluctantly climbs onto the table and, on his hands and knees, obeys the gruff top’s orders to get the cock down his throat. Sucking it with all his might, the guests leer at him as he desperately tries to get the dildo as wet as he can, knowing it’s the only lube he’s going to get before the dominant men force it up his ass.

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12 Sep 09 By Ken 2 Comments