Hairy forearm fetishists don’t get much to play with do they? David has lovely, hairy forearms and we find ourselves idly wondering what the rest of him would look like if he hadn’t trimmed away so much, but then we would be in hairy chest fetish area wouldn’t we?
The parents of Entourage star, Adrian Grenier (pronounced Gren-yay) met in a commune and never married. We only mention it because the actor’s humble hippy beginnings may help explain his rumored hygiene habits. According to LA Rag Mag the handsome youngster has smelly unwashed genitals that are uncut and chockfull of smarmy cheese. The star could just peel back his foreskin and wash or not allow his starfuckers to suck his cheesy ding, but instead he just leans back and smiles while his knob slobbers ease down the fromage:
Adrian’s such a ladies man he doesn’t have to shower, we know because we’ve had this danky complaint filed against him by not one of our Star Sluts…but TWO! One described it like this.
“We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he’s uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like he hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and he’s uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like “Suck it up”.
L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?
HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!
Case in point.
Last week we was having lunch with another girlfriend and somehow we got on the topic of Entourage and she cut me off to say:
You know my girlfriend gave him a blow job and said he had the worst smelling junk in the WOOOORLD!
Some girls have all the luck. Imagine, after a night of drinking
Boone’swith Adrian, to pull down his leotard and discover a full cheese and meat plate! Any woman who can’t handle the extra chunks of love waiting in his suck-me buffet must be an ingrate or not that hungry to begin with. Just kidding, we think it’s filthy and wonder why the star can’t afford soap. Of course, every actor needs something that makes them unique and maybe this is his signature sexual move, kinda like Diesel Washington’s cannonball or our Dirty Sanchez.26 Jul 09 18 Comments
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Ruggerbugger has posted the sexiest video of a handsome young gymnast demonstrating his considerable skills. We think the eager young athlete has had a little too much sugar because he jubilantly jumps up and down on a trampoline while flashing his cock and ass. See more amateur and professional sportsmen completely exposed at Ruggerbugger.
As Rachel Ray would say, “YUMMO!” Bel Ami finds these incredible hotties and then gives us very little info on backstory on these guys so we wind up saying things like hot, super, sexy, big dick, hot ass, etc. In a way it’s refreshing to just have hot pics and no story, after all hot pics of naked men really don’t need words do they?
Sky Donovan and well-hung black performer Sire are just starting to get down and dirty with some sucking and jerking in an abandoned warehouse whe security guard Vince Varrone catches them in the act. Varrone takes them back to a cell where they begin playing around once again. This time the security guard wants in on the action. Soon Varrone is sucking the prisoners cocks through the jail fence. The boys then pull him into the cell and work him over good. The big finish includes Sire and Donovan shooting their loads all over his blue security hat.
No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don’t love anybody.
Some guys are shy, some are cocky, some are funny, and some are charming.
Doug falls under the “funny” and “cocky” categories, and Harley falls under “funny” and “charming.” So they’re both really funny!
Sean put them together and knew that it was going to be comedic. And it was.
Continue with “Sean Cody: Doug and Harley”
24 year old Wade is an adult entertainer and loves his job. He has never shied away from displaying his sexual needs to anyone and everyone. Whether he is stripping or in front of the camera with his big cock out, Wade loves it all. Wade is 5’9″ of ripped tan muscles with a small waist and a tight, round totally fuckable ass.
Attention sports fans! American football’s a favorite sport of ours—the tackling, the patting, the oh so tight uniforms. Forget the commercials… when the Super Bowl or any other football event comes on, we’re looking at the player VPLs and packages. Not everyone wears a protective cup, which is good, because those protect us from seeing jock cock!
Georgia Bulldog’s quarterback, Joe Cox recently did a profile for Sporting News Today and gave us fans an unexpected play on the sidelines. His apparently long cut cock makes us want to get deep in this quarterback’s end zone and drive a hard play. After that, we’d hit the showers and then show him all the moves in our playbook. Monday night is a great night for football!
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Get ready. One of this week’s posts actually left Chinpoko speechless… I know. It’s a first. In fact, he’s still so shocked that I—Editor D—have to welcome you to this week’s, PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Extra Big Dicks: Tommy and Krist
Chinpoko trying to speak…
This is all I can say: as a dick, I aspire to Defendi’s dong… I aspire.
IAOOC – Army Guys
Atten-hut!!
Even though I think this feature’s name is waaaaay too long and boring. (Come on! In And Out Of Clothes?! Get creative, people!), this week’s post is good.
The military guys this week are smoking hot. Why’re military men so hot? Maybe it’s because homosexuality remains so forbidden for them. True there isn’t any queer hanky panky going on in the pics, but sometimes ones’ imagination does an even better job. Don’t ask, because I’m not tellin’ boys!
That’s not true… I’ll tell everyone. I’m a huge gossip.
Continue with “PataPORN With Chinpoko”
It’s a regular farmer’s market over at QCam. Between the zucchini and the summer squashes, the friendly farmers at QCam have all sorts of delicious delights growing down under. These growing girths are chock full of protein, 100% organic, and will leave you hungry for more. Just check out what these three QCam newcummers have growing in their man-patches:
Filan (10 pics) – Farmer Filan’s got a friendly face and a body begging for bidding. We’d love to pull him in the tool shed, strip off his hot shirt and tight briefs and help bring him sweet relief. It’s a punishing summer and what better reward than sweet relief from all his hard work?
Young Blood (18 pics) – Our parents always told us to eat our veggies. Luckily, Young Blood’s big carrot has got us feeling rabbit-ish. How about hopping over to his hole and snacking on his big stalk. It’s got tons of flavor to savor and won’t wilt, even in the heat!
RockingOUt (15 pics) – RockingOUt cooks up a big pot of love stew for you and the boys using his secret ingredients. His dish is fresh, delicious, and served up night. It may seem like a smaller serving to begin with, but once you begin eating, you’ll be surprised how suddenly filling it becomes, yet you’ll return for seconds, thirds, and fourths.
Soup’s on at QCam! Come over and check out the offering. Like what you see? Leave a QComment or set up shop on your own. The QCam market’s always open and waiting for new produce. Your QCock could be the hit of QCam!
A NakedSword.com Membership gets unlimited access to a massive library of thousands and thousands of full-length gay porn movies. Although they have the newest releases from top studios like Falcon, Titan, Hot House, Studio 2000, Lucas Entertainment and Raging Stallion, they also have a massive collection of vintage pre-condom classics, fetish, amateur, and pretty much anything else you can think of. Join now for just a buck. Here’s the top five most-watched movies playing on NakedSword this week:
1. Red Light, Mustang Studios:
Directors Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo strike gold yet again with the second installment in their “colorbox” series. There are some serious hunks in the cast: Can you say Bruno Bond, Tyler Saint, Diesel Washington, Vince Ferelli … oh, did we mention Leo Giamani?!
2. The Trainer, Falcon Studios:
Falcon Exclusive Ty Colt is The Trainer that everyone is dying to workout with. A stellar cast makes this a must watch: Starring Adam Killian, Leo Giamani, Aden & Jordan Jaric, T.J. Hawke and Trent Davis in his first scene for Falcon.
3. Breeders Vol. 3, Cock Tease/Next Door Male:
Straight porn filmed for a gay audience! Some of the hottest stars of gay amateur porn getting down and dirty with the ladies. Starring Dorian Grey (aka Patrick Bateman), Miles, Phoenix, Deni, Mike Cooper, Adam and a whole mess of ladies. The camera is all about focusing on these hunk’s bodies so it’s safe even for the most vagi-phobic of gay men.
4. Beg For It, Buckshot Productions:
We knew the second we saw Ryan Raz staring at us with his adorable blue eyes from the cover of this movie we’d be begging for more. These guys are clean-cut boy-next-door types doing all kinds of raunchy stuff. Also starring Hayden Stephens, Lucky Daniels, Nash Lawler, Vince Ferelli and more.
5. Class Reunion, Catalina
Streaming exclusively on NakedSword, this beloved pre-condom classic from 1983 directed by legendary director William Higgins features pretty much every single superstar of the era including (but not limited to) Leo Ford, Michael Christopher, Cory Adams, Brian Thompson, Giorgio Ganali and many more.
In today’s update, Eddie Diaz is a young, hip Hollywood stud. He’s got everything you could want… a nice house, tons of cash, and a naked houseboy/gardener. But getting a look at Johnny Angel’s hot ass shakin’ in the sun has Eddie all hot and he needs to do some diggin’ in the dirt of his own. Johnny has really come into his own. Every time he comes in for a video or an appearance on Randy Blue Live he just gets better and better.
Continue with “Randy Blue: Eddie Diaz and Johnny Angel”
At Straight Hell, Ed is dehumanised and terrified of what his captors might do next. He grunts with misery as Adrian drags him over to his mate Pierce, trapped in the stocks. Despite Ed’s protests, they shove his head up into Pierce’s crack, ordering him to rim the hairy hole. Every second he delays earns him a beating him with a belt, until he gets his unwilling tongue cleaning Pierce’s sweaty sphincter. Pierce hates every second, but bent over in the stocks, there’s no escape.
Continue with “Straight Hell: Ed”
Unlike He-Man, we never considered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles very sexy. Well, maybe if you removed their shells, but even then, actual turtle penis looks like menacing purple blob, so the reality would be a million times more frightening than the fantasy. However, these cartoonish and cum-drenched pics from the twisted minds at Cartoon Dicks made us laugh (and feel a little turned on), so we had to share. Besides, we do go for other varieties of teenage mutant (particularly big-dicked twinks), so the Turtles don’t seem such a far cry off. But weren’t the turtles raised as brothers? So do some of these pics count as incest? And does posting a pic of Rafael sodomizing Shredder count as a promotion of bestiality? Maybe this would have been better placed on QCX!
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