He-Man’s Got A Secret…!

We’re all about toys recently on QC. No, we don’t mean the ass toys from Fort Troff. We mean childhood toys, like Legos. As a kid, we loved our older brother’s He-Man action figures. Maybe it was the hard plastic, their sculpted muscles, long swords, or furry briefs. Either way, we loved making them wrestle against each other on the carpet, in our beds, against our wills… against our hearts!!!
What we didn’t know was that He-Man was closer to our hearts than we could have ever imagined. What do we mean? Click after the jump to find out…

HE-MAN’S A BIG OL’ BOTTOM! Sooprise, sooprise. He goes gallivanting around on a big pussy cat, has a twin sister who’s more manly than him , and is always tussling with Skeletor, a muscle top with a big bone just waiting to clobber our jobber! Oh well, even though our hero has succumbed to the ejaculatory forces of evil, we know that he’ll come again. You can’t keep a good bottom down!
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