About two weeks ago, the Canadian Border Services Agencybanned two Lucas Entertainment titles from being imported into their country: Farts and Piss! Michael Lucas doesn’t like taking anything in the ass, especially not from an entire country. So the shrewd, crude businessman sent a letter to the U.S. President Barack Obama, asking him for his help. You can read the entire letter on Lucas’ blog, but here are some highlights:
“I know that one of your points of discussion [with the prime minister of Canada] will be coordinating our nation’s economic stimulus plan with Canada’s. Farts! and Piss!, just two of the productions that were denied importation into Canada, are highly successful titles from my Lucas Raunch line… As our economy teeters on the brink of total collapse, it would be foolish to deny access of such a high quality, proven money maker onto shelves of the Great White North’s porn stores.
[I assume that] when the package [containing Piss!] arrived at Canadian customs, an official took note of the titles, and decided they needed a break from their real job. This (probably male custodian of Canadian law) popped my DVDs into the nearest player, beat off multiple times watching Ryan getting his face splattered with my urine, and then reported the material as obscene.
Can Obama help? Yes, he can… but would he want to? It’s undoubtedly a joke on Lucas’ part, but he never fails to impress with his over-the-top press releases. Stay classy, Michael. By the way… you can read the entire list of banned items here. Some of the banned titles are kinda hilarious:
Gage is an 18 year old Military guy from the Midwest. He told Buzz that he’s never done anything with a guy which was no surprise, but then he told him that he hasn’t had sex in 3 or 4 months, and hasn’t jerked off either, Buzz couldn’t believe it until he started to show off. All of a sudden he shoots a HUGE load just a few minutes into it! And then best of all, he just kept going, and Buzz asked how many he could do. He went for another and sure enough, he got another one off! Two cum shots in a row! He said he probably had a few more in him, but thought his arm might fall off.
Corbin loves filming tag team videos! He’s mentioned before how you always end up having this hot dynamic to the videos because the guys end up competing with one another, though in an unspoken way, to see who can fuck the hardest and fastest. They also can’t help but check one another out and be turned on by sharing a girl as well as having another guy right there seeing them in action.
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DominicFord.com has recently announced the release of a 3-D porn starring hairy fuck machine Arpad Miklos and hung redhead Blu Kennedy. Subscribers receive a pair of 3-D specs (modeled by Kennedy above) to view the film and guard your eyes against 3-D jizz-shots. According to their press release, there will be more 3-D porn titles to cum:
Everyone always says, ‘3-D porn!’ when you talk about the potential uses of 3-D technology. However, no one has taken it seriously because it is difficult to do well and expensive to produce. With the resurgence of 3-D movies and television shows, we thought now was a great time to take our industry in a new direction.
Though it sounds rad, the red-blue 3-D effect tends to drain all color out of a film. You get pale porn stars fucking on Mars, when what we really want is to see Kennedy’s bright pink hole and Miklos’ caramel-colored cock slamming together. Oh well, we’ll just pretend the tint of our computer screen is screwy.
Looks like at the end of every week there’s another video of some on-field football nudity. First, there were thesetwo, now this one. The chaser definitely gives the ball carrier a wicked spin, actually tearing the guy’s undies off. The runner crashes and tumbles, his ass exposed and all smiles as he pulls his shorts back up. Luckily, the cameras caught it all from multiple points and in slo-mo. Brilliant!
“Semper Fi: Do or Die” is the creed of this week’s former soldier on Men Over 30. Nick Johnston is 33 and stumbled into Miami while in the Marines—and never left. He lost his cherry at the tender age of 12 with his sister’s best friend. They trekked out into the woods for their first time and unknowingly ended up a few yards away from a campground. There’s nothing like stumbling to get into your first hole with an audience. After that he couldn’t get enough. He did all his sister’s friends, a few girls in school then found that sex with older women really opened his eyes to new things. After coming to Miami, he explored his wilder side. He had threesomes and groups, tried sex with a fellow Marine on a dare from two girls they were fucking. They apparently fell for the “Well, if we’re doing it for you, you have to do it for us!” routine. That was his first taste of dick—but not his last. “Sex is sex, right?” he muses as his sexy grin puts a twinkle in his eyes.
It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Topher on Sean Cody. And quite frankly, we assumed that after Barry sucked his dick, that was the last we would see of the guy. He liked to bring up his girlfriend so much while being interviewed, we figured it was his freaked-out mind want to reassure himself he couldn’t be possibly attracted to another guy. Well, we’re happy to report we were wrong! Topher is back, and better yet, he’s anxious to be broken in by another guy. And who better than sexy Mitch.
Meet Enzo! He is Dean’s best buddy who came along to get a blow job too! In Enzo’s interview he retells the story where they picked up a “T-girl” and both fucked and got sucked by ‘her”
Christian gave Enzo such an amazing blow job, that when the time came for him to bust his nut, he blew an enormous wad of straight guy spunk all over Christian’s face, even covering his eyes!! Enzo remarked that while he would still rather have his cock sucked by a girl, Christian gave him the best blow job of his life!
Kalleb starts off ina big comfy leather recliner jerking off his dick until he’s nice and hard. Then he grabs the twister dildo and starts teasing his hole with it as he jerks off. All it takes is a little lube and a little effort and pretty soon that dildo is sliding in and out of Kalleb’s sweet hole. It isn’t long before Kalleb is kneeling over the chair shoving that toy all the way up his ass. He finished up by sitting back down on the chair and shooting his load with the dildo still shoved up his ass.
“I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, ‘Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?’ I remember when I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: ‘Why don’t we have a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, but why don’t we have a Kid’s Day?’ My mom would always say, ‘Every day is Kid’s Day.’ To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?”
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless it’s Barrett Long’s massive cock. He’s recently finished shooting the first scene of his new “What Happens in Vegas…” DVD. Shot on location at the Blue Moon Resort, the film features hot action from Barrett Long (of course) along with Diesel Washington, Jason Crew, Kirk Cummings, Rod Daily, Dean Coxx, Cameron Adams, and introduces viewers to newbie Lance Howard.
Follow all the action on the production blog or take advantage of the pre-sale of the DVD for the special price of $26.95.
