DominicFord.com Announces 3-D Porn

DominicFord.com has recently announced the release of a 3-D porn starring hairy fuck machine Arpad Miklos and hung redhead Blu Kennedy. Subscribers receive a pair of 3-D specs (modeled by Kennedy above) to view the film and guard your eyes against 3-D jizz-shots. According to their press release, there will be more 3-D porn titles to cum:

Everyone always says, ‘3-D porn!’ when you talk about the potential uses of 3-D technology. However, no one has taken it seriously because it is difficult to do well and expensive to produce. With the resurgence of 3-D movies and television shows, we thought now was a great time to take our industry in a new direction.

Though it sounds rad, the red-blue 3-D effect tends to drain all color out of a film. You get pale porn stars fucking on Mars, when what we really want is to see Kennedy’s bright pink hole and Miklos’ caramel-colored cock slamming together. Oh well, we’ll just pretend the tint of our computer screen is screwy.