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A Man With a Slow Hand
By Steve Prince
I have a cardinal rule about hooking up with guys: DO NOT TAKE A GUY HOME.
I actually learned this rule from my roommate James. In fact, we both only bring a guy to the house if we actually want to have breakfast with said hookup the next morning. It’s a pretty good rule, and has thwarted some possibly bad situations. In fact, I’ve adhered to this rule for almost three years now.
Until tonight.
“Nice house,” JC said as he entered my kitchen.
It was late, probably about 2:30 in the morning. Thank God James was already in bed. I know that he wouldn’t care if I brought a guy home, but I was glad that I didn’t have to go through introductions and all that.
“Where’s the bedroom?” JC said with a pop of his head as he snapped his finger.
She was definitely a character. Let’s be honest. JC and I didn’t really have a lot to say to one another. The car ride from the bar to my house was pretty uneventful except for the times when he kept grabbing my hand and rubbing it on his cock. It bears repeating. It was motherfuckin’ huge, but hey, I never turn down a challenge. Who cares if I shit my pants for a week? During the ride home, I let JC fiddle with the radio. I truthfully was wishing it was Jerrell sitting in my passenger’s seat. Ahhh, Jerrell. Sweet, nice, non-arrogant Jerrell.
“Ohh,” JC cooed as he walked into my bedroom. “Look at this.” He turned to me, “You must have been ready for this.” As he said this last part, he grabbed his package.
All right, this guy was beginning to get a bit lame. But he was right, I do have a nice bedroom. In fact, I even have a canopy hanging over my bed. Yes, I made it myself—I’m crafty. I actually call it “the manopy.”
JC moved his hand along the hanging material. “I wonder how sturdy this thing is?” he asked.
“Don’t touch it,” I blurted out a little too quickly. “It’ll probably fall if you fuck with it too much.” It was true, and I didn’t want JC messing it up. Truthfully, I think I just didn’t want him touching my stuff. It made me feel dirty. Don’t ask me why this wasn’t an indicator for me to not go through with things. But, I’d already broken the cardinal rule.
JC turned, looked at me, and walked toward me like a snake slithering towards a paralyzed mouse. I moved in to kiss him and he turned his head, so that I kissed his neck.
All right, maybe he just likes neck play. Regardless, the night was late, so within minutes we were getting to it. Soon, he had lowered my head down and I was sucking his cock.
It was totally bigger than 9 inches (my previous estimation). He was easily, easily twelve, and girthy as hell. Soon, he was lying on my bed and I was on top, inhaling him. And then the dirty talk started.
Recently, the homphobic bigots at Yes On 8 featured the above commercial with the implicit argument “Think of the children!” Oh yes, gay marriage’s first goal is to confuse their young minds until they don’t know whether to marry someone of the same sex, a zoo animal, or a Black and Decker drill. Luckily, the parody of this commercial skewers it in it’s own asinine petard (see below).
It’s laughable how slippery the fearmonger’s own reasoning is. This commercial reasons correctly that the same logic could come back to bite them in the ass… and deservedly so, disenfranchising all those hardworking LGBT Americans who just want to live and love as everyone else—how shameful! Thank goodness, that today the Superintendent of California’s schools stepped up and called BS on this mean-spirited and misleading campaign (see below).
Gay marriage has nothing to do with indoctrinating children or changing education—it has everything to do with civil rights! If Proposition 8 passes in California, it’ll set the American gay rights movement back about 10 years. Passing gay marriage would guarantee more positive portrayal of LGBTs in the media, it would help community backlash against discrimination and violence fueled by sexual orientation, and it would help international LGBT rights worldwide. Though Yes on 8 only has a slim lead for the time being, Election Day is only 12 nights away. We need your help right now! If you can, please donate to Equality California or No On 8—it’s easy, it’s simple, and it’ll make a world of difference. Even a modest donation could help swing undecided voters to cast a vote for marriage equality that would change the lives of gay couples around the world. If you haven’t had enough outrage, go after the jump to see some brainwashed children singing in favor of eliminating the rights of gay to marry… someone call Child Protective Services!
Brice knows the routine, he quickly strips down and starts jacking himself hard. He slips the plastic pussy over his cock and slides in and out —the feel of the ribbed rubbery sleeve rachets up the pleasure. To stimulate himself even more, he diddles his asshole and tickles his balls. It’s really hot watching his dick head pop out of the plastic tube —in and out, like a burrowing mole eager to make an escape. He finishes the job by himself, his face reddening with all the exertion of beating his meat. Then he shoots his load and is wiped out but pleased with yet another stellar performance.
acronym: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love. (Baywatch having people with great bodies and Crimewatch, a British TV program, which tells of real committed crimes and shows pictures of the criminals).
Thanks to Steve from the UK for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!
Were the World Mine is a new film musical by writer/director Tom Gustafson which plays out the fantasies of a struggling gay teen in a close-minded town in a musical film. The show’s main character Timothy, discovers a love potion while playing Puck in a Midsummer Night’s Dream and begins to turn the town gay. It raises an interesting ethical dilemma, the flip-side of the “ex-gay” movement—how vital is someone’s sexuality to personal identity and the community at large if it can be changed so easily? It’s been playing at film festivals but plays in Louisville on October 31, and opens in New York, S.F. and L.A. in November, and other cities after that. Haven’t seen it, but the just-released full trailer looks sweet. And the boys in it look pretty delicious as well.
Muscle boy Dave is back at Blake Mason and this time he is paired with Bradley, one of the rising stars at Blake Mason. Bradley, who is sporting a new hair style, was more than eager to bottom for one of the hottest tops at Blake Mason. It didn’t take long for these two cuties to shed their hot underwear and begin a lustful sexual adventure. There is passionate kissing, hot body contact, some great cock sucking, and of course some amazing fucking with a dominant top and an eager bottom. Those looking for a good finale will not be disappointed. Cum was flying everywhere.
Sebastian is a young French guy who is a student in Montreal and was curious about auditioning for Maskurbate. With his impressive 9 incher, it’s clear to see why he wanted to—and we’re glad he did! This guy is also really interested in improving his strength and look of his body. In fact, he’s promised to return to Maskurbate in 2009 and show us all of his progress from his intensive body training. We can’t wait.
FEATURED STORIES (left to right):Bangkok, Thailand – Thailand’s lady-boys are in a class of their own, at last. Sweden – Hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour mocking pro-anal player. North Carolina – GOP mailers says Democrat has ‘radical homosexual’ agenda, will force gay troop leaders into Boy Scouts. Brazil – Celebrities stand against AIDS. ASIA AND MIDDLE EAST Bahrain – MP calls for action against homosexuals. [SOURCE] Bangkok, Thailand – Thailand’s lady-boys are in a class of their own, at last. [SOURCE] Kuwait – Man dead after rape attempt. [SOURCE] Singapore – Biannual AIDS conference to be held Nov. 8th. [SOURCE] EUROPE Austria – Far-right Austrian leader sacked for revealing gay affair with Jörg Haider. [SOURCE] Britain – Transsexual truck driver wins £20,000 after losing job. [SOURCE] England – Patient blackmails doctor over “gay” massage. [SOURCE] Ireland – Gay rights group says civil partnerships “a matter of immediate urgency.” [SOURCE] London, England – Little Britain star Matt Lucas has dissolved his civil partnership to Kevin McGee. [SOURCE] London, England – Tatchell to hold Q&A after performance of play about gay spy. [SOURCE] London, England – Lib Dem MPs vote against lesbian rights bill despite manifesto promise. [SOURCE] Stockholm, Sweden – Health agency blasted for HIV stance. [SOURCE] Sweden – Hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour mocking pro-anal player. [SOURCE] United Kingdom – LGBT Alzheimer’s suport group recognised with special award. [SOURCE] Wallington, United Kingdom – Man ‘stole knife from burger van’ then stabbed cruising area victim. [SOURCE] Zürich, Switzerland – HIV may emerge again from a single cell, new findings suggest. [SOURCE] NORTH AMERICA Arizona – The Knights of Columbus give $100,000 to ban gay marriage. [SOURCE] California – GOP State Senator Tom McClintock: “Gays don’t deserve marriage.” [SOURCE] California – Lesbian launches WeAreNotTheEnemy.com to fight Proposition 8. [SOURCE] California – Takei responds to Shatner’s shot at his gay wedding. [SOURCE] California – Mormon thugs terrorize gay man in public city park over Proposition 8. [SOURCE] California – GLAAD announces $50,000 contribution to No on Prop 8. [SOURCE] Calvert County, Maryland – Library backs book on same-sex parents. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – Protest against anti-gay leader induction to Radio Hall Of Fame. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – Decision on Chicago’s LGBT high school delayed. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – Uproar after Roger Ebert’s review of gay indie film Tru Loved written after viewing only watching 8 minutes of it. [SOURCE] Chicago, Illinois – 27th Lesbian and Gay International Film Festival November 6 to 16th. [SOURCE] Clinton, Mississippi – Soulforce LGBT activists arrested again at Mississippi College. [SOURCE] Folsom, California – Ex-Folsom mayor, to signal disapproval of Proposition 8, announces he’s gay. [SOURCE] Miami, Florida – Gay marriage foes accused of breaking election rules. [SOURCE] Miami, Florida – Amendment 2 is a threat to unwed senior couples. [SOURCE] Missoula, Montana – Library board vote keeps The Joy of Gay Sex on the shelves. [SOURCE] New York City, New York – Filming begins on Big Gay Musical featuring Broadway stars. [SOURCE] New York City, New York – Cop claims ‘itchy crotch’ in gay sexual harassment defense. [SOURCE] North Carolina – GOP mailers says Democrat has ‘radical homosexual’ agenda, will force gay troop leaders into Boy Scouts. [SOURCE] North Carolina – Inside a boot camp that “cures” homosexuality. [SOURCE] Portland, Oregon – Challenge to Indian tribe gay marriage. [SOURCE] South Carolina – HIV+ gay DJ gets house arrest for again having unprotected sex. [SOURCE] United States – Human Rights Campaign releases annual scorecard measuring equality support in 110th Congress. [SOURCE] United States – Obama unlikely to speak out on ballot gay marriage bans. [SOURCE] United States – Out gay attorney playing top role in McCain campaign. [SOURCE] Vancouver, Canada – Gay couple files human rights complaint against school board. [SOURCE] Vallejo, California – In politics and life, gays face hurdles, Cloutier tells teens. [SOURCE] Washington – Rash of LGBT assaults hits Washington State University Campus. [SOURCE] OCEANIA Australia – Right-wing coalition requests gay “disease.” [SOURCE] SOUTH AMERICA Brazil – Celebrities stand against AIDS. [SOURCE]
When UKNM first saw Stefan at the gym, they knew they had to have him, no matter what it took. Months of pleading did it, and once they had him in the studio, they knew it was worth the wait. This surprisingly quiet, almost shy first-timer soon had everyone melting in the glow of his intense, smouldering sexuality. Handsome, with amazing lips and a beautiful uncut cock, Stefan’s a perfect UK Naked Man.