Swat at MilitaryClassified.com

Swat at MilitaryClassified.com
Swat” as he calls himself is a pretty rough character whom Rob recently met while soliciting straight guys online. If you didn’t know better you’d say he’s a dead ringer for a Marine but he’s not. He particularly likes black chicks or any ethnic pussy really and loves to get his 7 inch uncut sausage sucked on drip-dry. Unfortunately he has never had his load swallowed until now!
He admitted to having his cock sucked when he was 15 by a little nelly thing that lived next door to him up in Washington but admits he really doesn’t remember whether it was good or not. After much convincing and maneuvering of words, Rob finally talked Swat into doing some work for him and allowing a guy to suck his cock. They agreed on a price, got all the paperwork squared away and set up a day for him to do the dirty deed.
He went over to Rob’s and they immediately started drinking and boy does he like to drink. Rob had planned the whole seduction way in advance. There was low lighting to make him as comfortable as possible and made it seem less like a video and more like the days when he was 15 getting his dick sucked by a nelly queen neighbor next door. It worked because it wasn’t long before he was sporting some wood.
Rob’s blowjob really made quite an impression on Swat. According to Rob, sucking uncut cock is a little different from circumcised dicks as there is more to play with and more to keep the tongue and lips busy with. When Rob started to pull on Swat’s foreskin with his teeth, he went berserk.
The great thing about this video is that Swat gives one of the most interesting reactions that Rob has ever taped so far. Watch the eyes roll into the back of his head followed by the prize-winning expression when he realised in disbelief Rob had swallowed every single drop of his cum. The dude actually checked his dick (a few times) for traces of cum but found none!

29 Oct 05 By Editor D 3 Comments

Prince Harry Drops His Pants

Harry Drops His Pants?
We didn’t believe it when we first heard the news, but apparently the young Prince Harry was asked to drop his pants during a military parade and prove whether or not he had a tattoo of his girlfriend on his ass. Hello!? Where are the photos?!!! Please…

The Sun daily newspaper says:
Harry, third in line to the throne, was ordered to bare his bum after rumours spread he had blonde girlfriend Chelsy Davy’s name inked on.
During a parade, a colour sergeant yelled: “Cadet Wales, drop your pants and show me your backside!”
Harry, apparently oblivious to the rumour, replied: “Are you serious?” before being ordered: “Just get them off, I want to see if it’s true”, The Sun said.

Read the whole story…

28 Oct 05 By redmonkey Write a comment!

Graham Ackerman Will Tumble For Ya!

Graham Ackerman
How many gymnasts are as hot as Graham Ackerman, and openly gay?
In April, Graham won the national championship in the floor exercise event at the 2005 NCAA Men’s Gymnastics Championship at the United States Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., making him a three-time national champ and one of only a handful of openly gay top-ranked college athletes.
From the interviews we’ve read, the 22-year-old seems like a really nice and down-to-earth bloke. His specialties are floor exercise, vault, parallel bars and high bar. We reckon he’ll be pretty malleable in the bedroom as well. Hmm. He can floor us anytime. Ha.
He perfers his men older too. Also, we found his very old webpage (AngelFire, remember?) which he made when he was 17 (still not old enough to view QueerClick…but then again, we weren’t around!)
Graham Ackerman bulge
Before we close, here’s a photo we think you’d like this. Nice creases, Graham.

28 Oct 05 By Editor D 1 Comment

A&F Holiday Update

A&F knows how to sell guy's clothes... just show skin!

Ahhh, wintertime is approaching. And regardless of how you feel about Abercrombie & Fitch these days, you gotta admire their endurance in bringing hot shirtless and low slung-panted (!) frat boy types to our computer screen, even in seasons when we least expect it. So for that, Thank You A&F.

28 Oct 05 By redmonkey 2 Comments

They’re L A R G E and in charge…

Fat Guys Sense of Humor

This one is packed with words and pictures… ready for consumption (no pun intended… honestly).

Years ago, while being hassled by the other SNL Gap Girls for eating fries and being fat, Chris Farley retorted eloquently for a generation of gravitationally-challenged Americans … “Lay off me, I’m staaaarving!!!”

Click Click and a big piece of pie!!

28 Oct 05 By walt Write a comment!

Straight Tag Team at CorbinFisher.com

Jude gets tag-teamed
It’s been awhile since Corbin Fisher Academy had Jude back to shoot some stuff. Trying to come up with ever-exciting video angles, CF figured getting Jude back from his little hiatus and having 2 guys tag team him would make for good threesome material. So the calls were made and guys flown in.
For not having taken it up the butt in awhile, Jude proved himself to be quite the trooper. Ask CF and he’ll let you in that threeways are amazingly hard to coordinate and manage (ask us, we know too!), especially when the bottom that’s set to take on TWO COCKS hasn’t had his hole pierced in a long while…
Previously:
Check out the other tag team.

28 Oct 05 By Editor D 5 Comments

Mom’s Man is Raging Remy DeLaine

Hey Kids –
Recently at a private party during Folsom Street Fair weekend in San Francisco Chris Ward of Raging Stallion Studios named Remy DeLaine as 2006 Man of The Year. I must say that I couldn’t agree more. So far, Mom has called all the recent honorees before they were announced. Apparently – Mom has an eye for “talent”!
I mean, take a look at those smouldering eyes, those come-hither thighs and that glistening uncut cock – all of them just urging you to take a lick…oops… I mean – take a look. I’ll be reviewing Remy’s latest release “Escape From Sydney” later in the week. But until then I thought I’d keep you happy with these few tasty shots.
Stop by http://www.ragingstallion.com and check out all of their many delectible treats! As always – let them know “Mom sent me!”
Remy Delaine

28 Oct 05 By mom 6 Comments

Marcus at SeanCody.com

Marcus at SeanCody.com

Sean Cody confessed that he’s got gym memberships all over town as they are one of his favorite places to pick up on straight guys.
One day, while working out at one of the gyms, SC ran into Marcus in the locker room. He had never seen him before, so he said hello. Hot straight jocks love to talk about their workout routines, so SC cleverly struck up a conversation with him about protein shakes as he was changing into his workout clothes.
As he changed, it was really hard for SC to keep his eyes from wandering up and down his body. He has washboard abs, strawberry blond hair and a naturally smooth body. And, unlike most straight boys these days, he doesn’t shave off all of his pubes (and yes, the carpet matches the drapes).
After he left to work out, SC tossed a note into his locker. After seeing him a few more times at the gym SC had him in the studio rubbing one off! Thank you Sean Cody! You are our hero.
Previously:
Marcus, a three-alarm fire at Sean Cody.

27 Oct 05 By Editor D 4 Comments

Porn on the iPod?

I watch porn on iPods
In February, a man was arrested in Schenectady, New York, for viewing an adult movie in his vehicle. Duh. So is it any wonder that there is a little hesitation from the industry to provide porn for your new iPod? That’s not to say some straight Websites haven’t already jumped onboard. Of note, Playboy’s photo-only iBod, new and straight POVpod.com, and although we don’t get hard… the always sexy, kinky and fun Suicide Girls. Hey! Where are the guys?!
Sure you can edit, size and transfer stuff to your iPod yourself, but that’s not the same as downloading the latest, optimized hot boy video from your favorite site, is it? Wired magazine article discusses the porn industry’s hesitation even more. It seems like with anything dirty, if you’re an adult, you (should) know when to exercise some common sense and reservation about when you whip out the naked stuff. Are iPods that public of a viewing device? You can’t overhear the sound, unless you have it plugged into a TV. The screen is small…
So the question is… would you watch hot boy porn on your iPod, if you could and would you worry about getting in trouble with it in public?
UPDATE: Gay.com posts an article about porn companies jumping on board.

27 Oct 05 By redmonkey 4 Comments

Brad at EnglishLads.com

Brad at English Lads
Brad is new to modelling and ended up asking his girlfriend if he could do an erotic shoot. She said, “No!”
The good news is that wasn’t enough, newcomer Brad showed up for his EnglishLads.com shoot anyway. Turns out swim trainer, Brad is one horny boy and wanked off and shot his load without looking at any porn for inspiration! See what we mean at Englishlads.com

27 Oct 05 By redmonkey 9 Comments

Get More Robbie Williams

Want more than Robbie's penis?
This isn’t the first time cheeky Robbie has gone nude on his site. But this time round, he goes one step further by flinging his ding dong to entice you to take up a subscription to his website. Check out the final look he throws the camera. Hilarious!
Will he be offering fresh packets of cum in his online store? Or underwear worn during the recording of his latest studio album?

27 Oct 05 By Editor D 8 Comments

Mom asks: What is Halloween without Bunnies?

Hey Kids –
Hope that the week is going well for you. Tonight begins six nights in a row of getting “dressed” to celebrate the Gay High Holy Days of Halloween. With so much time in eight inch platforms – Mom needs a little laugh when enjoying a soothing eucalyptus and lavendar foot bath.
Though it is the season to screen every fright-fest non-stop – I am a huge wussie when it comes to Horror movies. I’m not ashamed to admit it. But thanks to my multi-talented friend Jennifer Shiman– and her 30-Second Bunny Theatre Troupe – Mom can even enjoy some of the classic Halloween flims.
Spookie Bunnies
The troupe came to national attention when Good Morning America aired their 30-Second Version of ‘Titanic’ in June of 2004. Then another foray into the limelight came when several movie critics and blogsters said that the Troupe’s version of ‘The Exorcist’ was far superior, and a better use of anyone’s time, than the ill-fated ‘Exorcist: The Beginning’. I must agree. It all seems to make perfect sense to hear the bunny priests shouting, ‘The power of Christ’ compells you.”
The Power Of Christ
The Bunnies are now known the world over thanks to the STARZ network. Their amazing renditions of everything from ‘A Wonderful Life’ to ‘Pulp Fiction’ are shown as Quickies prior to STARZ On Demand movies. Check them out for yourself at angry alien productions. If you like what you see drop Jennifer a note, she loves to hear from everyone. Don’t forget to let her know, “Mom sent me.”
PS: If you really want a great laugh check out Amy’s Diary
M’wah – M.

26 Oct 05 By mom 1 Comment