Balla Powder

Clammy balls? Bat-wing syndrome? Sweaty cheeks?
Balla Powder to the rescue. This men essential can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness and can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.
(Spotted over at Tranism. Hey Tran! How are yooo?)