George Michael Caught Cruising in Woods

Pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity – trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park at Hampstead Heath.
News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:
“I don’t believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I’ll sue!”
(Source: News of the World)