Products We Like: Gun Oil

During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private’s parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation!
The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products – a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.
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