Johnny at FirstAuditions.com

Straight men have a bad knack for considering a naked man on his own gay. Masculine, sporty Johnny here claims that he does want to do gay photography work, but nothing that involves him touching or getting touched by another man.

When did simply presenting yourself naked become “gay”? Wouldn’t that mean every sportsman who showers with other guys or anyone changing up at the gym is also doing something “gay”? We think this 27-year-old Australian bouncer needs a big cock shoved in his mouth as a lesson about what this word might really mean.