Slingin’ Cock at EthanCain.com

Okay, sure this guy has a big dick and the cum shot makes it all worth watching, but it’s one of those set-ups where I can’t help but fill in the back-story. (Sorry if the caption/thought-bubbles annoy you from the porn!). Why does this guy (who goes by the name, Dick Ballin’) spend all of his money on tattoos and not on a mattress? It worries me. Some needs to let him know he has enough ink and is going to regret having proper back support later in life. Okay, perhaps he’s just crashed at a buddy’s house, right!? Oh don’t pay attention to my worries… just click over to EthanCain.com to see this video (without my commentary) and enjoy. (However, I am wondering if there’s a steamy part two coming up where Dick goes to the chiropractor to get his back cracked and then his nut sucked? That’d be fun…)