World’s Largest Penis Erected

A Chinese amusement park claims it has erected the world’s largest penis. Dubbed “Sky Pillar,” the erection was built at Longwan Shaman (tehehe) Amusement Park. The cock’s builders claim the phallus towers 30 feet into the air, although we’re guessing the true measurements are more like 22 feet.
When hearing of the news, Michael Lucas immediately issued a press release announcing that his studio was sending Ben Andrews in for a penile extension to reclaim his title of world’s largest cock.