Jon Janes: Another Gay-For-Pay Amateur Does Reality TV

There’s a thin line between being a porn amateur and reality television “star.” You may have seen Jon Janes on such sites at Straight Hell, Blake Mason, UK Naked Men, Men At Play and English Lads. Jon attempted to cross over that line last night on the premiere of MTV UK’s reality television show, “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle?”
For those of you not in the UK, Jodie Marsh is a sluttier version of Paris Hilton — a softcore actress who has dated some of UK’s biggest party boys. She’s ready to settle down and meet the man of her dreams and where better to find a husband than on reality TV? So Jodie sets off across UK to seek love.
Her first “date” is with our friend Jon James, who takes her horseback riding. How romantic! Will Jodie and Jon hit it off? If they do, she’ll have to contend with Jon’s current girlfriend! — another buxom blond model named Ani James who was shocked that Jon would leave her side. Dear Ani, you don’t have a television show. Did you expect Jon to keep you around?
We have a feeling Jon’s reality television career will be over quicker than it began. Thankfully he’ll have more time to do more porn work. In any case, we’ll take this opportunity to give you a retrospective of Jon Janes’ complete body of work. After the jump, see more of Jon as a model and, what else!, as a boy band member.
(Thanks reader Marion for the tip)