The Summer Games aren’t for everyone. After a while, the media hype kills all the excitement. Yeah, like, “hooray” world unity and Coca-Cola and Big Brother yada, yada. Total yawn. There’s only a million better things to do than gain weight on the couch consuming corporate propaganda. Ever notice how half the Americans athletes are imported from other countries just so the U.S. can win more gold?— it’s just Manifest Destiny all over again. So maybe you’re more hipster than Olympic fan.POYKPAC’s Hipster Olympics has something for every disaffected youth— hangovers, cell phones, tight-fitting clothes, and lots and lots of irony. And after that, if you still need an excuse to get mind-numbingly wasted during the last few days of the Olympic games, try playing the Olympic Drinking Game! Here are the rules, take a drink…
1. Everytime you see a fucking Coca-Cola commercial.
2. Everytime a world record is broken.
3. Whenever your random pick for winner comes in the top 3.
4. Everytime your country or China wins a medal.
5. Whenever an interviewer stumbles.
6. Every time you see an Olympic athlete with the Olympic rings tattooed on their body.
7. Any time Kiefer Sutherland or Morgan Freeman narrate a commercial.
8. Everytime a commentator mentions one of the Chinese architecture names (like the “Bird’s Nest” or “The Cube”).
9. Everytime a comment can be taken as sexual innuendo, like “he’s got a real masterful stroke” or “look at the way he dominates his competitors!”
10. Anytime an athlete bites it hardcore (utterly losing by falling, missing, tripping, or some other spectacular mistake).
This one starts with Kyle in the tub, stroking his cock to get really good and worked up. Once his dick is hard, he works his hole like a champ, sometimes looking directly into the camera as if to confirm he’s delivering what viewers want. It’s fucking hot. First he spreads his hole open with his fingers, then moves on to a big toy that gets progressively bigger the deeper it goes. At one point Kyle puts the toy on the floor and starts sitting on it, up and down forcing the toy in deeper each time. By the time the scene ends Kyle’s tight little hole isn’t so tight. It wraps with him shooting a monster load, and then putting his fingers in his mouth.
Some people think that Barack Obama and John McCain are indistinguishable when it comes to their stance on gay issues. Here we compare the two gents to let you decide and discuss: GAY RIGHTS Obama: Supported gay rights during his Illinois Senate tenure. He sponsored legislation in Illinois that would ban discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. McCain: Regarding the Federal Marriage Amendment, he said, “The constitutional amendment we’re debating today strikes me as antithetical in every way to the core philosophy of Republicans.” However, he has supported an Amendment to Arizona’s Constitution that would ban gay marriages and deny government benefits to unmarried couples. HATE CRIMES Obama: Co-sponsored legislation to expand federal hate crimes laws to include crimes perpetrated because of sexual orientation and gender identity. McCain: John McCain did not support the Local Law Enforcement Act of 2005 which had hate crimes legislation attached. EMPLOYMENT NON-DISCRIMINATION Obama: Supports the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and believes it should be expanded to include sexual orientation and gender identity. McCain: Does not support a federal non-discrimination law that would outlaw job discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity. DON’T ASK DON’T TELL – GAYS IN THE MILITARY Obama: Believes we need to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy and allow gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military. His campaign literature says, “The key test for military service should be patriotism, a sense of duty, and a willingness to serve.” McCain: According to an April 16 letter to Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, McCain says “[Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell] unambiguously maintains that open homosexuality within the military services presents an intolerable risk to morale, cohesion and discipline.” He also stated on Meet the Press in November 2007, “I do believe the don’t ask, don’t tell policy has been very effective. We’ve got the best military we’ve ever had…I think it’s logical to leave this issue alone.” ADOPTION Obama: Believes gays and lesbians should have the same rights to adopt children as heterosexuals. McCain: Has said, “I think that we’ve proven that both parents are important in the success of a family so, no I don’t believe in gay adoption.” GAY MARRIAGE AND CIVIL UNIONS Obama: He supports civil unions, but is against gay marriage. In an interview with the Chicago Daily Tribune, Obama said, “I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.” Barack Obama did vote against a Federal Marriage Amendment and opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. He said he would support civil unions between gay and lesbian couples, as well as letting individual states determine if same-sex marriages should be legalized. McCain: Does not support same-sex marriage. From his website, “The family represents the foundation of Western Civilization and civil society and John McCain believes the institution of marriage is a union between one man and one woman. It is only this definition that sufficiently recognizes the vital and unique role played by mothers and fathers in the raising of children, and the role of the family in shaping, stabilizing, and strengthening communities and our nation.” However, he opposes a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. We’d like to hear your thoughts…
Sources: Chicago Daily Tribune, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, Earth Times, On the issues, JohnMcCain.com, and the Arizona Republic.
Meet Mike! He is an assistant swim coach who lives up in Washington Heights. He is a former swimmer himself, but now that he coaches he was able to grow back his body hair! We like that!! Now Mike likes it all….he likes BJ’s and he likes his balls sucked and he especially likes his ass eaten!
Ben likes to do all of that! Mike really liked it when Ben sucked his cock and his balls and he really liked it when Ben gave him the rim job of his life! Mike said that when he can get a girl to do it it was never like Ben did it!
Sure, the synchronized diving competitions are finished, but in our minds those hot pairs of men are still going for the gold over and over again. We love how their hard, slender, barely-clad bodies spin gracefully through the air in unison, how the two men take the plunge deep together, and then emerge wet, hot, and ready for a shower before the next round begins.
This year’s Olympic divers were breathtaking indeed, especially the hunky German team of Patrick Hausding and Sascha Klein— RAWR!
Mark Aubrey & Sebastian Bonnet & Yves Carradine & Sascha Chaykin & Ethan Clarke & Josh Elliot & Rick Fontana & Tommy Hansen & Brandon Manilow & Jason Paradis & Liam Phoenix & Lukas Ridgeston & Marc Vidal.
Sometimes 13 is a lucky number — one hell of a lucky number!
We may know Marvin and Andreas as an established couple but even they had that awkward first encounter where they were unsure how far they could take it without crossing professional boundaries. But after a couple of months of working together the ice is broken thanks to a playful, after-hours grapple.
