Hugh Jackman Named Sexiest Man Alive

People may well be the most socially important magazines left in America… NOT! It’s like visual junk food and some issues actually make you dumber. God forbid aliens come after we’ve all drowned ourselves and mistake copies of People for history books (“Oh look: Britney’s dating disasters and The Real Housewives of Atlanta discuss Nene, Big Papa, and hair extensions!”… BLECCCH!!!). But if there’s one thing the magazine’s still good for (apart from packing our heads with the styrofoam peanuts of “pop-culture”), it’s their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue.
They don’t always pick wisely: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Denzel Washington? Yes. Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, and Nick Nolte? Not so much (OK, so we had one underwear wrestle dream with Matt Damon in it, but we couldn’t see his face). Anyway, this year they totally redeemed themselves by picking super hunk Hugh Jackman as the Sexiest Man Alive and the Italian Vanity Fair followed suit by showing the dreamboat in several sexy boxing pics above. Que bello!