QueerClick has got a special treat for you! We rounded up five hardworking favorites from Santa’s stables to put on a little show for you. These elves sure do hustle—they work their asses off. And once the work is done, they get down for some fun! Our five dancing porn elves include 2008 QC Man of the Year, Leo Giamani, Teo from ChaosMen, Reese from Randy Blue, Dante from CorbinFisher, and Sean Cody favorite Harley! But enough with the re-introductions… dance, you hot-assed elves! DANCE!!!
Happy holidays, comrade! Click here to have all your worst Commie Christmas Kitten wishes come true! Christmas celebrators of the world…. UNITE! You have only the chains of your commercialist complicity to lose! And who will lead us? Why a cat dressed in Communist Party clothing, of course! Though it’s easy to lose sight of the oppressed workers and repressive governments that make holidays like Christmas possible for capitalist pig-dogs, the Communist Christmas Cat isn’t sore. He’s full of red Christmas cheer and greets the coming revolution with a few unsurprising gifts (from the state)! Check out the hilarious song by clicking on the picture above! It’s even got “follow the bouncing star” lyrics at the bottom for you and your future-prison mates to sing along!
Going crazy looking for the last minute gift? Well, fuck it. The holidays are supposed to be enjoyable, not some commercialist mindfuck. Take a load off (or get several loads off) with the friendly folks at QCam instead. These guys are the perfect wintertime hosts: they graciously put themselves out at your service, delivering their choicest cuts from the warmth of their home to yours. No matter your flavor, QCam‘s got goodies to savor. Get in the spirit and get off withShort Guy’s uncut Yule Log, Smoke 20’s super stocking stuffer, or the other candy cocks and jingle balls decking the halls. And if you’re really looking to get your gay pals a gift, consider a subscription to one of the awesome featured studios, a hot online flick from QC movies, or a fashionable QC shirt from our tee shop. Whether you like to give or receive, QC and QCam’s gift of porn just keeps on giving and giving and giving.
Not sure what to get that special someone? Oh yes you do… and these two slick brothers are gonna show you how. A dick in a box is every boy’s dream and you can make one in just a few easy steps. It’s not only a gift that can keep on giving, but one that can keep on cumming as well. Now go get started on yours right now!
Brazil is only slightly smaller than the US but 80 percent of it’s population lives less than 2 hour from a beach. Danel set UOMO up with a hot garoto (garoto means guy in Brazilian Portuguese) however when the garoto didn’t show Danel invited them to the beach. Afterwards they went back to the hotel to see want action they could get into. This guy is so hot and UOMO wanted to get him in a Duo. He said he would have to think about. Translation into English, “offer me more money and I will do it“.
Santa got you sluts something extra special this year—MANdy canes! They’re attached to four sets of beefcake all wrapped up in tight red underwear! Now, you’re allowed to open up one on Christmas Eve, but you’ll have to wait ’til XXX-mas morning to unwrap the other three. Who knows? Maybe they’ll unwrap you in the morning and spend all evening going up and down your chimney like four big-dicked Saint Nicks… it’s a magical fuckin’ holiday… anything could happen!
Thanks to BeautifulMag for the gift!
This stud has built his celebrity status and fan base by appearing before your eyes for a couple years now. We’ve watched him morph from cute little surfer boy twink at the beginning of his career, into the hot muscle Jock that he is today. Of course it’s obvious just looking at his “assests” why he’s so popular with his fans, but GMPass fell in love with him for other reasons. Park has gotta be one of the funniest guys they’ve worked with in a long time! Whether he was lip syncing to George Michael during the photoshoot, or putting on a little “fashion show” during the takes…he kept them laughing (and slightly aroused) all day! He’s the ideal guy… perfect to take home to Mom and even better to take home to bed! 🙂
We bet you know a few people in your lives in need of a real pick-me-up this holiday season. Treat your loved one to a surprise delivery of Schweddy Balls! They’re as satisfying and sweet as you’d like someone’s balls to be… but wait till you put them in your mouth… oh! Christmas has cum. Alec Baldwin stars in this Saturday Night Live classic , someone whose balls we’d definitely like tasting.
Merry Christmas from QueerClick! Over the next two days, we’ll be posting lots of fun and sexy Christmas-themed posts to help you enjoy the holiday, so be sure to check back! And have yourself a merry little Christmas… and maybe a cup of “extra magical” egg nog… and maybe a mind-blowing orgasm or two… why not? You’ve been good this year.
You’ll likely have noticed that Corbin has been having two, fully-hardcore action updates per week. It’s made things all that much more fun, as it gives him a chance to film more action like this! Since Dylan’s clearly become quite comfortable getting into action with guys, it seemed the perfect opportunity to pair him up with CF super star Lucas. We all know Lucas can fuck like a champ, and we also have recently discovered that Dylan can take a pretty good fucking. So, Corbin was pretty eager to see just what would come out of getting these guys together on camera!
Though the weather outside may be frightful, at QueerClick things are delightful. And as long as your dick can grow, you’ll have loads for the shows of our beaus. This week’s Round-Up has four matches set outside in ideal weather conditions with beefy studs getting down and dirty together. Winter can seem to last forever, but these matches will help heat you up and remind you of a time when you’ll be able to go shirtless and hit the mat with your own grappler.
Dakota Darsow vs. Lenny Lane: Due to pneumonia(?) this match begins as blonde stud “Lucious” Lenny Lane smashes long-haired brunette Dakota Darsow’s head into the side of the ring. Lane brings the pain, but Darsow’s a scrapper who doesn’t give up easily, no matter how many times you kick him in the face. Though Lenny’s got a muscular bod, Darsow’s the kind of beautiful long-haired twink you wouldn’t mind tying up and fucking for a weekend, especially in the Boston Crab position.
Ben Sailer v James Alexander: Last week, we featured beefcake brawler, Ben Sailer. Oh, he’s a piece of work alright (cut with a nice ass). He seems to have the M.O. of letting other guys beat the snot out of him for long stretches before fighting back. This time he faces off against a buzz-cut bruiser, James Alexander who repeatedly reverses Sailer’s retaliations to ruinous repercussions (alliteration is sexy). It may not make him Sailer a very intense wrestler, but boy is he sure a delight to watch. Two more matches (including one with civil war veterans fighting the sheik’s army) after the jump!
In a crowded nightclub, with dropped fag ash sticking to the spilt beer and spatters of piss that miss the urinal, shoes get dirty. Very fucking dirty. So the helpful tops at Straight Hell decide straight army man Dave should serve as club bootboy – he’s going to use his tongue to clean every shoe in the room.
At first, the straight guys suspiciously kick him away. The tops order Dave to beg to lick their shoes, spanking him hard when his pleading isn’t respectful enough, making him increasingly desperate.
