Thursday’s Ditty: Communist Christmas Cat

Happy holidays, comrade! Click here to have all your worst Commie Christmas Kitten wishes come true!
Christmas celebrators of the world…. UNITE! You have only the chains of your commercialist complicity to lose! And who will lead us? Why a cat dressed in Communist Party clothing, of course! Though it’s easy to lose sight of the oppressed workers and repressive governments that make holidays like Christmas possible for capitalist pig-dogs, the Communist Christmas Cat isn’t sore. He’s full of red Christmas cheer and greets the coming revolution with a few unsurprising gifts (from the state)! Check out the hilarious song by clicking on the picture above! It’s even got “follow the bouncing star” lyrics at the bottom for you and your future-prison mates to sing along!