Robert Pattinson Is Dreamy… And He Cut His Hair!

If you’re a fan of vampire novels or a teenage girl, you might know Robert Pattinson, co-star of the teenage vampire movie Twilight, the actor who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Movie That Only Readers Can Understand (part 4). In a mind-blowingly scientific article in prepubescent girl magazine, Seventeen the editors deduced that Pattinson is actually a composite of Jake Gyllenhaal, Orlando Bloom, Chace Crawford, Matthew McConaughey, and Jude Law.
While we think the “beautiful Frankenstein” idea is kinda ristupidiculame, we don’t mind seeing the guy in his underwear or with his new haircut. He’s chopped off his dreamy Dragonball Z locks… what will we and all the other teenage girls have to run our fingers through or grab on to force down his head now? Sigh… you can graduate high school, but you can never really leave it.