QueerClick’s Porn Gossip Round-Up!

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Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Has the world gone topsy-turvy? In a stunning turn of events, horse-hung super-bottom, Mason Wyler decided to top Phillipe Delvaux. Don’t get us wrong… Mason tops occasionally (like every leap year) but we’ve been waiting for this for some time. It’s probably a sign of the ass-pocalypse (a very hot sign). He’s not the only bottom suddenly on top of the world. You may remember that muscle-butt Roman Ragazzi recently went top on Damien Crosse’s ass—kerazy! After topping Delvaux, Wyler must’ve been feeling daring and thirsty because he soon debuted in a “piss-heavy bareback” film. Bottoms-up, boys!
By the way, talking about barebacking and piss-play, when was the last time you hired a hooker for hardcore gay sex? During the 60’s? Never? A few minutes ago? Well, apparently these magnificent sluts now have their own awards show. They’re called The Hookies and though they sound like awards for truancy, they’re actually for male escorts. A few QC stars won big at the Hookies, held this last week in NYC and we decided to award them with their own QC Fan Pages!

Congratulations to all these sexy men, although we’re confused. Last time we checked, prostitution was still illegal in America. Did the NYPD just stand on the other side of the stage?



After promising to teabag every single person who helped vote him in as the host of the Grabbies award show, Wolf Hudson vlogged about smack he’s been getting over his self-proclaimed distaste for gay sex, despite his being gay-for-pay.
Talking about big-dicked Barrett Long, did you hear that he might have gotten sucked off by a Dallas Cowboys football player? Oh, you did? Well, another tempest in a tea cup happened on the same interview in which he blew the lid off his Cowboys BJ. He also talked about having to fantasize about women before having sex with men. In a similar vein, Wolf Hudson claimed that he doesn’t enjoy having sex with men at all. The story ran on several blogs and when fans began foaming at the mouth, Wolf Hudson made the above video. What do you think? Is he off the hook?
You hairy beast!
On the philanthropist front, hairy beast, Colt Studio’s Mitch Branson will appear at Un Soirée Pelouse, a Houston benefit to raise money for local LGBT charities. The party details are here, but they better keep that hot, hairy bastid away from the appetizers or else the attendees are likely to find hairs in their cucumber sandwiches (if you know what we mean).
Which reminds us. Fellow hairy beast Steve Cruz recently did a small interview in the Dallas Voice as he’ll kick off 14th annual Texas Bear Round-Up week. We knew about the steers and queers (especially because of Barrett Long’s blowjob buddy), but are there bears in Texas? Ooo… get our rifles, we’re going on a bear hunt! In the interview, they break down the differences between wolves, otters, cubs, and bears (oh my!) and Cruz reveals which men are his favorite types… grrrrowl!
Lastly, one more hairy beast (who might be more of an otter than a wolf or a cub), RJ Danvers recently posted some fan art of himself—it’s a good likeness, no?
Chi Chi and Klum
We have a feeling that Chi Chi’s gonna stab us for the text we added to this pic. Also, Heidi Klum looks very comfortable styling next to gay porn royalty, doesn’t she? it’s possible someone stuck a finger in her butt just before the photo got taken. Oh, how we just love porn gatherings!
Last week was Barbie’s 50th birthday and who should stop by her Malibu dreamhouse? None other than ChiChi Larue! Not only did ChiChi molest some pillows, drive the pink convertible, and hobnob with other lovers of fine plastic, she ran into Project Runway host, Heidi Klum. Heidi didn’t look the most comfortable, but if you saw the 6 foot 1 ChiChi Larue dressed in shocking pink stumbling towards you with a camera and a cocktail, would you feel comfortable?
On a totally unrelated note, here’s two crime bits. We’re totally sick of of the whole Harlow Cuadra murder trial, but it turns out the Luzerne County prosecutors spent more than $112,317 to put Cuadra and his muscle-daddy boyf, Joseph Kerekes, away for life (money well spent). Also, the co-conspirator of failed hitman Nikolay Petrov (also known as “the hot Armenian top who tried to murder two elderly folks”) got convicted. Damn, we know it’s a recession, but you porn directors need to start paying these boys more so they don’t turn to a life of crime.
Yes, please
Lastly, thuggish super-hung blatino porn star, Supreme, returned from a two-year hiatus to appear in ‘New Thug City.’ We didn’t know Supreme very well before he disappeared from the porn scene, but now that he’s back, we won’t take our eyes off him. You see that man-slayer dangling between his legs. You better believe that piece could do some major damage (in all the best ways)! Giddy-up, stallion… AND AWAY!!!

Mar 23, 2009 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!