PataPORN With Chinpoko!
I’m so over stimulated right now I can barely stand it. Summer is truly the busiest time for me as a dick. I mean, I’m pretty much out in the open all the time. The air is warm and my swimsuit is little bitty. So you know I’m letting myself hang out and chase some tail all the time! Maybe one day I’ll take a break, but right now it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Miami Boyz: Camilo
I’m beginning this week with a bang! Okay, it’s not an actual bang but rather a solo video. Honestly, Miami Boyz usually doesn’t catch my eye—well or in my case dick.
Anyway, as I scrolled down on our beloved QueerClick I was literally stopped by Camilo’s handsome eyes. What I love about this boy is that you can tell he doesn’t spend hours and hours in the gym. Instead his tight smooth body looks like someone who is outside getting rough, active, and tough.
Mmmm, and I bet this boy smells so good once he breaks a sweat. I think that if I saw him in person I would just start chasing him and yelling, “Spread it and let me in there!” That’s subtle…right?
Authentic Footballers: Matias
Chinpoko singing to the tune of Whitney Houston’s RUN TO YOU
I WANNA RUN TO YOU..OU..OU OU OU OU…
I WANNA RUN TO YOU…OHH..OHH..OHH.OHH…
WANNA WATCH YOU RUN A RACE,
AND WATCH YOUR FAT COCKS FLOP.
I WANNA RUN TO YOU…OH…OHH.OHH…
AND IF YOU CUM ON ME…OH…OH..OHH.OHH.OHH…
TELL ME, WILL YOU STAY…OR WILL YOU,
PULL OUT.
(Yes I know I don’t have an ass to penetrate, but work with me people. Poetic License!)
Alien Logan McCree Does Anal Probes In Raging Stallion’s The Visitor
ET phone HOMO!
Logan McCree has landed people, and there’s something crazy, wicked, and huge wrapped around his cock. What is that toy?
Oh, I know I normally write about things I’ve seen already, but I’m just too intrigued not to let everyone know about Raging Stallion’s new flick THE VISITOR.
I have to say it’s all about Logan and David Taylor for me in this video. Taylor is such a hottie and I’m glad he’s branching out more and more. Although, every time I see him it seems as if he’s got a new tattoo. Uh oh, Logan look out! Is David Taylor going to get a dick tattoo? OUCH!
Not to fear citizens of Earth, when I do check this video out—I will have a full report.
Harry Potter Actors Robert Pattinson And Freddie Stroma Score Two Points For Hufflepuff And Gryffindor!
Okay, I don’t know what’s nerdier—the actual QC post about the Harry Potter hotties (there so many Potter references, it’s ridiculous) or is it nerdier that I yes, a lone dick, knew all the references.
Hey, I’m proud to say I waited for the midnight showing. And you know why…
FREDDIE STROMA!!!!!!! OHHHH GOD! HE’S SOOO HOT! I know everyone is all about Robert Patterson, but who cares? Stroma is blonde, buff, and beautiful. Also that package of his looks nice…real nice.
And if there’s any question that he is gay…well, he’s not. You don’t believe me? Just watch this boy dance…
I can’t stop…I can’t stop. Too many beautiful men, too little time. Summer…must finish…must struggle on. For my fans! Fear not dear readers. My shaft maybe weary but my head is still hard! So, I will be back. So make me happy and get out there and get turned on!
