No, he’s not a pirate. Men Over 30 crosses the pond to bring you Jack Sparrow, a 32 year old smooth, rock hard and big dicked Brit with a yen for red heads and a never ending taste for grown men with a sense of adventure, both in and outside of the bedroom. Dispensing his clothes right from jump, He’s left in a pair of sexy tighty-whiteys that are struggling to contain his rock hard cock. His thick dick snakes up the side of his crotch as the clear impression of his cock and big balls are prominently in view. He teases his meat as he rubs his hands along the length of it and it reacts as it throbs to his every touch. Jack then gets up on his knees and turns away from us so he can give us our first glimpse of that sweet ‘arse’ of his. Why they call it an “arse” is still a mystery. His frame looks incredible as he kneels and his pecs are tight and flexed as the wave of erotic energy moves throughout his body. He feels that familiar tingle in his balls and lays back to work his magic. He spreads his legs wide and beats his cock faster as his finger gets reacquainted with this hot ass. That does the trick as Jack sends his thick lather airborne.
A quiet tuesday afternoon in the office gives Christian the perfect excuse to escape to the local pub for a quick drink, except it turns out to be even more quiet. Apart of course from the drop dead gorgeous barman Patrik and instantly Christian’s afternoon perks up. All it takes is a generous tip, and a flash of his fancy suit to get the eastern European’s attention and pretty soon Patrik is leading his customer into the beer cellar to strip him naked of his suit and get his hands on his beefy muscular ass and his hard cock up it!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Images removed at the request of Dustin Lance Black’s legal representation.) And just when everyone had almost forgotten about the infamous bareback sex pics of Milk screenwriter golden-boy, Dustin Lance Black, has decided to sue his fuckbud and a bunch of others for $3 million, which should totally stop the pictures from being reposted all over the internet just like we’ve done above.
Here’s the kicker though: he’s apparently going after his fuckbud, Josh Delancey, because Black thought he was taking photos only of his face (uh-huh); Michael Lawrence, who the lawsuit claims stole the photos from Delancy’s computer while they were dating; Starzlife.com for posting the photos; and you for reading this.
The crack team at Queerty has more details:
The Oscar-winning screenwriter’s henchmen at Lavely & Singer—the bulldog law firm behind seemingly every celeb’s sex tape lawsuit threats—are going after Starzlife.com and its proprietors, which the lawsuit alleges distributed photos (and supposedly has video) of Black and a one Jeff Delancy having anal sex (without a condom, as everyone has noted!). Something about invasion of privacy and copyright infringement.
But parts of Black’s lawsuit, filed July 23, are pretty ridiculous. Like the part where he denies even knowing illicit pictures were being taken while they were having sex — because, if you’ve seen the pics, it’s clear he knew there was a camera (but claims not to have known it was aimed “down there”). Unless a certain screenwriter was not in a, uh, proper state of mind? Whatever. Black’s lawyers have to say these things.
Instead of suing everyone like a litigious queen, Lance, how about… oh, we dunno… NOT TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF WHILE FUCKING?!! This is the internet age, Mr. Black. Take a picture of your cock and it’ll circle the globe within seconds and for years to cum. This needlessly resurrects an old ghost for you and makes you seem less professional in our opinion, not more.
Don’t get us wrong, we actually like Dustin Lance Black—he’s a handsome articulate spokesperson for gay rights and we’d wager a lot of folks are OK with how he handled the whole sex tape scandal (though we wouldn’t mind actually seeing the tape). It’s in the interest of him moving on with his career that we think he should scrap the lawsuit. It’s doubtful that he’ll win—as a public figure, slander and libel become more problematic to prosecute, especially when it reflects the truth. Fact is, if you shoot your cock, you become fair game. More DLB Fuckery on QC: BREAKING: Dustin Lance Black’s Bareback Fuckbud Revealed! UPDATE: Dustin Lance Black Responds QCommenters Have A Go At DLB on the Top 10 QComments
When we found out this year’s theme for Brighton pride was “Pride Beside The Seaside,” we sent out our British correspondents to catch some seamen on camera. They did one better and asked the sailors, bears, and other assorted hotties at the park and parade to admit their unabashed love for gay porn! Here’s what our men on the scene had to say:
We woke up really early and went to the parade. The sun was shining and was a lovely day by the beach, where all the hot men were getting ready for the parade. The bears are the best, and they really love gay porn and are not afraid to show it. Every time we asked, they were very happy to pose for the camera with our sign. Some of them even invited me to go to his place hehehe… It didn’t take to long before start to rain (like really heavy rain), so we had to go home with our QC tshirts all wet.
Good work, gents. We’ve got more cheeky pics after the jump!
Macho straight Milosh at First Auditions is a typical alphamale who believes he’s entitled to whatever sex he wants and everyone else should be working to give him pleasure, rather than the other way around. The casting director finds it highly exciting auditioning confident men like this because they feel the pressure of having to work hard to sexually excite him. Milosh was annoyed and put out to have to display his naked body in multiple ways, but the director succeeded in getting him to spread his big hairy ass and unloading his hefty balls on command.
You leave QComments, we love QComments. We round up the best and serve ’em with zest! This week was filled with lots of fierceness and fun from guys criticizing model looks and cocks to some superhero action later on. Did you miss those? Well just check out the QComments below and see what we mean! Before we get to the bitchiness, we just want to say that if you haven’t read the uproar caused last week by our post entitled, RUMOR: Adrian Grenier Has A Smelly Uncut Penis, check it out. We couldn’t parse out just one or two QComments from the raucous exchange, but it’s involved everything from head-cheese to uncut guys defending their man-hoods. It’s really worth a look!
Now, it’s nice when QCommenters praise their favorite performers, but we also enjoy a good catty QComment from time to time. Jeremy certainly brought out his claws for College Dudes 24/7’sTrent Blade, but with musical flair and just a touch of candy:
Oompa Loompa Doompa-Dee-Do I have a horny puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-Da-Dee If you are jerking, listen to me What do you get when your pornstar’s too tan? Freckled and red as a Campbell’s soup can College dude’s sun looks so terribly odd and takes the attention from his rod I don’t like the look of it!
And while we’re talking about College Dudes 24/7’s look-alikes, while Jimmy Durano fucks like a stallion, John in Houston thinks that the flattering comparison also comes with a downside:
“Jimmy fucks Beau like a stallion” Are you sure that’s not just his horse face giving you that impression? When asked if he would like a bottle of water afterward, Jimmy replied, “Nay.”
A performer’s look can sometimes be a real turn-off, especially when we feature a woman on a predominantly gay porn site! But, not moron. Always a joker, the recent Next Door Hookup post featuring The Studdings Twins and Rani Fairis got moron to consider his feminine side:
I’m just so incredibly turned on!
Or not.
I’m not a lesbian. Not that there would be anything wrong with being a lesbian. But I’m just not a woman and don’t have any interest in becoming one.
And while moron might not want to have to have anything to do with women, QCommenter Leojon caught moron on his own line when they both QCommented about the Queerism for Fruit Fly:
@ Moron “I don’t hang out with women. We have nothing in common.” Well u like Men don’t You?
