Top 10 QComments
You leave QComments, we love QComments. We round up the best and serve ’em with zest! This week was filled with lots of fierceness and fun from guys criticizing model looks and cocks to some superhero action later on. Did you miss those? Well just check out the QComments below and see what we mean!
Before we get to the bitchiness, we just want to say that if you haven’t read the uproar caused last week by our post entitled, RUMOR: Adrian Grenier Has A Smelly Uncut Penis, check it out. We couldn’t parse out just one or two QComments from the raucous exchange, but it’s involved everything from head-cheese to uncut guys defending their man-hoods. It’s really worth a look!
Now, it’s nice when QCommenters praise their favorite performers, but we also enjoy a good catty QComment from time to time. Jeremy certainly brought out his claws for College Dudes 24/7’s Trent Blade, but with musical flair and just a touch of candy:
Oompa Loompa Doompa-Dee-Do I have a horny puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-Da-Dee If you are jerking, listen to me What do you get when your pornstar’s too tan? Freckled and red as a Campbell’s soup can College dude’s sun looks so terribly odd and takes the attention from his rod I don’t like the look of it!
And while we’re talking about College Dudes 24/7’s look-alikes, while Jimmy Durano fucks like a stallion, John in Houston thinks that the flattering comparison also comes with a downside:
“Jimmy fucks Beau like a stallion” Are you sure that’s not just his horse face giving you that impression? When asked if he would like a bottle of water afterward, Jimmy replied, “Nay.”
A performer’s look can sometimes be a real turn-off, especially when we feature a woman on a predominantly gay porn site! But, not moron. Always a joker, the recent Next Door Hookup post featuring The Studdings Twins and Rani Fairis got moron to consider his feminine side:
I’m just so incredibly turned on!
Or not.
I’m not a lesbian. Not that there would be anything wrong with being a lesbian. But I’m just not a woman and don’t have any interest in becoming one.
And while moron might not want to have to have anything to do with women, QCommenter Leojon caught moron on his own line when they both QCommented about the Queerism for Fruit Fly:
@ Moron “I don’t hang out with women. We have nothing in common.” Well u like Men don’t You?
Touche, Leojon!
Talking about appearances, Pieter had something to say about the men in Lucas Entertainment’s anticipated release The Men of Israel:
I wonder if Lucas’s rabbi would approve of this video and all that photoshopping.
Sometimes the men in porn appear a little too perfect, eh? But(t) sometimes an outward appearance is only skin deep. Take Olympic swimmer Ricky Berens for instance. When his swimsuit split right before a race, we got to see the man behind the suit (and that man had a nice butt). However, Jarod saw a lot more than just a naked body, he saw a chance to really change swimming for the enjoyment of gay men everywhere:
Just make ’em swim nude. I think the ancient Greeks had the right idea. Those guys with big schlongs can have a few seconds head start to overcome the drag factor. Or they can just make the water very cold.
And while we’re talking about “big schlongs” Sheriff Charlie at All American Heroes certainly has one, but it’s one with its own style. We noticed and so did bareboyca:
Is it just me, or is his cockhead on sideways?
Ha! No, it’s not just you! Not that we mind. Heck, we’d love to see how it feels in our mouths actually—in both of them! We think it has to do with the way his dick curves, but we’d love a closer, first-hand look just to be sure!
One last note on appearances in the home stretch.Musclestud Dax Thorton certainly lives up to the website name at Drake Rock—he’s rock hard and has a great cock and ass. But there’s something else about his heroic proportions; some might even call it superheroic. perplexed noticed and raised a question about how many other porn actors are really heroes in disguise:
Beautiful guy, just wish he’d let his hair grow out a bit. And also… why is it that so many guys who do gay porn have Superman tattoos? Are there just that many guys out there who have Superman tattoos, or is it like the type of guys who would get a Superman tattoo are predisposed to doing gay porn? Or maybe there’s some kind of law somewhere that says there has to be a certain percentage of all gay porn produced that contains a guy with a Superman tattoo…?
We certianly got some heroic fucking from Corbin Fisher this week when Cole fucked Ty. Nate gave them a positively glowing review, one that we thought speaks to what porn’s really about:
this was probably the best corbin fisher scene i’ve seen in a while and arguably one his most visceral presentations. the raw sexual energy was so beautifully presented in the form of two hedonistic sex gods engaging lust-fucking. forget gay-for-pay, i think we’ve firmly entered the realm of amazing sex just for sex’s sake. who cares if they’re gay or straight, the only thing that matters is that they put on one hell of a show. well done, boys. well done indeed.
Who gives a damn about labels? Well, QCommenter CDS does, somewhat. He’s a fan (as are we) of QColumnist Steve Prince’s A Gay In The Life. But while he appreciates Steve’s humor, he’s also interested in the bigger issues behind the QColumn, namely what are we willing to label as “the gay experience”?
I found the beginning hilarious. However, I’m with the author’s friend “Carlos” on this one. I know there are people out there that love doing some pretty crazy stuff like “Felching” or eating feces for breakfast. But please don’t try to act like fetishes such as these are an integral part of gay sex or that gay people who don’t practice these things are somehow prudish or not in touch with their “gay” sexuality. I hope the author realizes that gay culture expands further than the bars, dance clubs, bath houses, and sex clubs where these sex fetishes might be the hegemonic norm of sexuality… Also, I’m not sure what the author refers to by “gay experience” is he talking about having unprotected sex? eating feces? fisting? is that what the “gay experience” is?…I hope not. Perhaps the reason the author was so eager to discuss these things with his friends is that he was looking for some sort of validation… Anyways. I found the reading quite interesting and funny. However, I simply feel that the author has a very very limited and simplistic comprehension of HUMAN sexuality, and I just hope that for future articles, the author does not assume to be the voice of ALL gay men.
Steve’s always willing to open his butthole mind to new experiences and his QColumn is an ongoing exploration of, well, “A Gay In The Life.” We appreciate the QComment and will be sure to pass it onto him. Who knows? Maybe he’ll post a QComment in response!
Thanks again to all our great QCommenters. We always enjoy reading your posts. We’ll be back next week with the 10 best, as always!
