LolliPOP Goes The Weasel: Cody Cummings Finally Loses His Virganalty!

Cody Cummings’ haters always cite his avoidance of gay sex acts such as “taking one in the butt.” However, they may be happy to know that in his latest bisexual scene with Coco Velvett and Parker London, Cody Cumming loses his virganalty to (get this) a lollipop.
Now, before you haters start making fun of Cody for taking it up the butt from a child’s snack consider this: 1) We’ve bottomed for guys whose penises were no bigger than that Dum-Dum. 2) Cody’s no bottoming pro, so small and inanimate is a good first step. 3) Sex with a lollipop promises to be sweet purely by virtue of being 100% sugar. 4) How many times have you had snack food in your ass? What?! Never? So does that mean that Cody’s more sexually adventurous than you?!! Hmmm….
OK, so it might not be the red-hot, anal mansex Cody’s haters need to feel he’s not a homophobe, but it’s a start. And for the record, Cody has admittedly tried sucking Tommy D’s dick before. He even did it once in a bisexual scene with Tommy D. Of course, he went by Tyler at the time, but still…
So is finally taking something in the butt and sucking dick on camera enough to quiet Cody’s detractors? We doubt it.