Did Barely Legal New Moon Hunk, Taylor Lautner, Steal A Six-Pack?

Barely Legal New Moon Hunk, Taylor Lautner, Stole A Six-Pack!
UPDATE: More details on this strange poster and the stolen model at the bottom!
Teenage girls and gay werewolf lovers of the world rejoiced at 18th birthday of New Moon heartthrob, Taylor Lautner. We drooled over Taylor’s latently homosexual portrayal of Jacob Black, the wolfboy who just isn’t that into the film’s heroine Bella Swan. Yeah, Taylor… forget her! We’d rather you run with our pack instead. Let’s all get naked together… you first.
But wait a second, what’s this? Photoshop Disasters recently uncovered this uncanny side-by-side comparison of Lautner from the New Moon movie poster and a hunky underwear model who happens to have the same torso.
Hmmm… did the New Moon star steal the very six-pack that we’ve been drooling over? Ripping your clothes apart, drooling and howling at the moon are one thing, young man… but theft is a crime! Why would Lautner need to steal another man’s body? After all, his is f-f-f-fucking awesome. Maybe the underwear model is just Lautner’s dopplebanger from the neck down.
First Ben Affleck has a body-double and now Mr. Lautner? Geez… it’s getting all Attack of the Gay Body Snatchers up in here.
UPDATE: So our eagle-eye Brazilian from QCEspañol realized that the stolen six-pack comes from none other than mega model Edilson Nascimento (in fact, you can see the original pics here and here)
Furthermore, one of the newest members of our team discovered that the New Moon poster is, in fact, fan-made and not an official one from the movie. So we guess we’ll excuse this petty theft… but just this once. Do it again, Lautner and it’s gonna be “hard time” for you!
More QC werewolves and vampires getting their suck on:
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Is Allergic To Vaginas, Has Weird Sex, And Misses “Quaint” 1980’s Porn
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz Appears in CK Undie Ad
New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Prefers Wolves Over Women

Feb 26, 2010 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment