IAOOC – DKNY

Hello. Welcome to Verizon Wireless. How may I help you?
Well… um. I’m new here and uh… I need some help. I really wanna reach out and touch someone, but I’m getting a shitty reception. I’m new to this area and I just want to make some contacts. But right now it’s not working so well. I think I need a new plan… or maybe a more attractive phone. Something sleek that people will wanna put their hands on. But before we get started, I gotta take care of this bulky thing in my pocket. No, it’s not my old cell phone… IT’S MY COCK!
Provide quality customer service after the jump…

We like to make every customer feel welcome at Verizon Wireless. That’s why I’ve decided to give you the Manager’s Special. Not only does it come with a service upgrade with unlimited minutes, but it also comes with a fast connection speed and a mind-blowing blowjob for your fat, cut dick. And at no extra charge, I’ll give you some tongue loving for your balls. Now, we’d prefer if you came in weekly just to make sure that everything’s functioning as it should be. But if you want to, you can just shoot on my face and leave after I’m done sorting you out. After all, I already have your phone number and contact information. I can find you anytime I need.
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