QCA Comedy Quickie: Bro Harmony’s Rejected Super Bowl Ad


You may have heard about the dumb Super Bowl ad that CBS rejected because it was too gay… or something. Well, that ad was for a gay hookup site, but apparently it wasn’t the only M4M site CBS rejected. National Lampoon brought this homoerotic nugget to light. It’s a commercial for BroHarmony.com, a site dedicated to bringing guys together so they can y’know… paint each others bodies, dress up as Roman guards (like Jason Adonis), go shopping together, and… um, beat up queers. Most guys on hook-up sites say they’re OK with just being friends anyway, but the guys on Bro Harmony actually mean it… at least, we think they do… right?

02 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Cocky Boys: Santos Ramirez

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If you’re into big boys then you’re gonna love Santos Ramirez. Huge muscle stud Santos starts off by stretching his perfect, tattooed body and doing some sit ups dressed only in his workout shorts. After that he gets in a quick kickboxing workout with one of his equally ripped buddies. Once he’s worked up a sweat he decides to blow off some steam with some self gratification. He starts by rubbing his cock through his underwear and then yanks down his undies to show off his chiseled ass to the camera. Then he turns around to face the camera to reveal his big stiff cock. He starts slowly at first and then picks up speed until he’s furiously beating off. He lays down on the ground and keeps jerking off as he rubs himself all over until he finally blows his load all over his perfectly sculpted abs.

02 Feb 10 By Dave Write a comment!

First Auditions: Joäo

First Auditions: Joäo
New First Auditions man Joäo is a fit, straight personal trainer. Add to that his naturally high Brazilian sex drive and he had us salivating. When being interviewed Joäo looks really tough and masculine. But when he’s naked on his back spreading his ass his face takes on such an innocent/pleading expression. It’s incredibly sexy. His virginal ass makes a particularly tempting sight after he explains to the casting director his reluctance about working with men. Download and save Joäo’s horny audition video at First Auditions.

02 Feb 10 By Jo 2 Comments

Ask QC: I Cheated, But Do I Have Herpes?

Ask QC: I Have HPV! Now What?
Perhaps our last Ask QC about HPV inspired this reader to write another STI-related question:

Hey QueerClick!

I am 18 years old and I am afraid that I might have oral herpes! Why I say I think is because I just found tiny bumps at the end of my lips and when I looked up pictures and symptom of this I got scared!

When I looked at pictures it kinda looked like that but I don’t have the symptom. I am still worried about it and plan to go to the health clinic for the first time to get an STD/HIV test and to see if this could be oral herpes that I have. I am currently in a relationship
with my boyfriend of more than a year and I love him dearly and would be devastated if I lose him.

The only way I could have gotten this was from the two guys I had slept with. They didn’t have any bumps and they both said they were clean. The only reason I did this is because we were going through some problems and let my penis head think on its
own.

I am really scared at this point and pray to god it it’s nothing. What do you think I should do? Should I worry? Should I tell?

A few things strike us about this reader’s letter. First off, the web’s a horrible place to diagnose one’s self. Once when we had an ingrown hair, the web told us that we had skin cancer. Second, herpes is mega-contagious and about 1 in 2 people has it—your grandma can give you the herp just by kissing you on the cheek. That being said, no one likes cold sores, especially on your genitals. Lastly, our own QColumnist slept around on his boyfriend recently and got differing opinions on whether or not to tell. But we’ll stop there and let our readers weigh in. What should he do about bumps and his boy? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments.
Have a question for QC? Send ’em to [email protected] and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!

02 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

Blake Mason: Dan J.

Dan at Blake Mason
Well, whoever said “great things come in small packages” was certainly right! Dan J may be just 5’6 inches tall but he packs one hell of a lot in to his fine frame. He’s got a beautiful cock and its damn hot watching him work it. Dan traveled down from the northeast of England. He hates his day-job and so this spunky guy makes sure he enjoys his time off as much as he possibly can and from what he says he gets most of his enjoyment from sex!

02 Feb 10 By redmonkey Write a comment!

English Lads: Hayden & Zack

Hayden and Zack at English Lads
Two of your favorite straight hunks Hayden and Zack begin the shoot checking out each other, shirts come off and they are many similarities; height, definition tan and who has the best abs, well Zack grudgingly conceded. Kev comes into the shoot and blows both lads, they love getting head and have got to love Kev’s expertise. Hayden then drops to his knees and looking at how hard he gets he is enjoying blowing Zack. Then Zack in his first cock sucking experience blows Hayden and admits it was ok! Though it doesn’t look like he enjoys it quite as much as Hayden! The lads continue to mess about, show their asses, wank each other, blow each other, play with sex toys and before long they are both squirting their loads over the table, just look at how much they both shake, Hayden can hardly stand up after he cums squatting down!

02 Feb 10 By redmonkey 2 Comments

CFNM.net: Flatshare

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In Flatshare at CFNM.net the sexy super stud Greg has been tricked into taking an apartment rent free as long as he remains naked all the time for his two female flatmates. The women make him perform household chores completely in the buff all afternoon and big muscular Greg’s balls are aching for release. It’s one of the rules of his free housing that his masturbation must be supervised. We were very impressed by how large and thick his cock grows when hard. All that work has definitely excited him because the cute man unloads a massive amount of creamy cum when he ejaculates! Watch sexy naked Greg submit to dominant women at CFNM.net.

02 Feb 10 By aaron 8 Comments

Buzz West: Brett

Buzz West presents Brett
Brett has that “Southern Farm Boy” charm that will have you out of your pants before you even know he’s unzipped ’em. Check out those gorgeous baby blue eyes on Brett! He tells Buzz West that he got stationed in San Diego a little while back and loves it. Brett has been in an “experimental” mode, he says, but he’s been mostly with guys lately. We’re just hoping Buzz gets a video of him with another guy, just in case he switches back full-time to girls or gets married to one or something!

01 Feb 10 By redmonkey 9 Comments

Island Studs: Koa

Koa at Island Studs
There’s no doubt about it—Koa is stunning—and we’re happy to see this guy (named after a Native Hawaiian hardwood tree!) and a surfer too! Koa had no problem getting naked and thought the whole nude modeling biz was a great way to make some easy cash! Koa agreed to model that very day, on the spot. Koa has a killer dick & body and like the hard wood for which he is named, his woody stays rock hard throughout the shoot!

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01 Feb 10 By redmonkey 8 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko

PataPORN With Chinpoko
Studios collide and blindfolds abound! Oh yes, things have been getting kinky at the QC. In fact, a certain editor who will remain nameless, cough…Editor D… got onto me for trying to tie Toby up in a bondage sling. What? He likes it! Oh well, at least its time for PATAporn with Chinpoko!
Cocky Boys: Skyler Caine and Florian Nemec
Cocky Boys: Skyler Caine and Florian Nemec
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Skyler Caine is just one hot ass bottom, even though his name sounds like a character from Dynasty. Really, it just borders on silly.
But Bel-Ami could give a shit about Skyler’s name; in fact, all they care about is his tight hole.
Enter Florian.
European guys are just good in bed, and Florian eventually fucks Sky with flying colours. But not too quick—oh there’s foreplay. After Skyler gives Florian some deep-throated head, Bel-Ami’s boy flips Skyler on his back. Soon a jar of Vaseline is out and the real fun begins.
I swear, I didn’t know tongues could fuck a hole so deep. Florian loosens Skyler up and then fingers his hole, until Skyler begs for it. The close up shots of Skyler’s hole are just to die for. He has the perfect amount of hair, the perfect little bubble butt, and his anus looks tighter than my grandma’s purse during the Great Depression. PATA PATA PATA!!!

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01 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Cocksure Men: Tyler Saint & Shane Frost

Tyler & Shane at Cocksure Men
It’s a hot, lazy summer day. Tyler Saint and Shane Frost are spending their afternoon hiding away in a private place, spending some quality time kissing in the shade. Tyler is just the kind of older hunk that Shane likes… big and muscular, strong and forceful but still passionate and gentle. Picking up the younger man and carrying him to a more comfortable place, Tyler sets Shane down and gets to work on his tight young ass and gives him a rim job that has him ready to get fucked by Tyler’s massive dick. Shane blows his load all over Tyler’s muscular chest and then sits his just-fucked hole down on Tyler’s face while Tyler blows a load of his own.

01 Feb 10 By redmonkey 4 Comments

QC Quotations

QC Quotations
“Gay people are the sweetest, kindest, most artistic, warmest and most thoughtful people in the world. And since the beginning of time all they’ve ever been is kicked.”

—”ex-gay” American singer, Little Richard

01 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Bentley Race: Josh Harris (4)

bentleyrace josh harris
Josh was over on the weekend checking out some of Bentley’s older shoots and asked if he could try some leather in his next scene. Bentley’s harness only just fit over his big chest and it took a while to get those leather chaps up over his muscular thighs. But man did he look hot all leathered up! Then they jumped up to the rooftop to grab these shots. It was a perfect summer day and Josh was getting really horny. He said that he loved the feeling of the tight leather against his body. Later Bentley suggested that he keep the leather on while he jacked off on video. Josh has just turned 23 and totally got off on getting geared up in leather for the first time.
Previously on QC:
Bentley Race: Josh Harris (1)
Bentley Race: Josh Harris (2)
Bentley Race: Josh Harris (3)
Bentley Race: Marco Fucks Josh

01 Feb 10 By ryu 13 Comments