Dead Ringer: Sidney Crosby and Pierre Fitch

Pierre Fitch

There’s not really much difference between hockey player Sidney Crosby and porn pup Pierre Fitch. They’re both athletic Canadians, have lots of fans, and are hunky brunettes who like to play rough with groups of men. Both spend a lot of time smacking their sticks together and trying to score repeatedly by slipping a puck past hard competitors.
The only difference is that Crosby has a girlfriend and no tattoos. Oh well… we can change that. Just let Crosby spend a weekend with Fitch and we’re sure he’ll come out with loads of tatts and a taste for manflesh. What?! Sure, the Olympic games may be over, but the sexual match-ups in our head have just gotten started!