One member of Team Orange read the entire bible last year just because his mother said he wouldn’t (take that, you smug bitch!), and let him tell you, he has no idea why people call it “The Good Book.” It’s written in a horribly boring style and the parts that are “good” are only “good” because they feature lots of rape, murder, plagues, and whores.
Anyway, a University of Texas atheist student group is offering free porn to students in exchange for their Bibles—they call the program “Smut for Smut.” And we’d say they were just being provocative, but heck, have you actually read the Song of Solomon? It’s basically a gangster rap between the prince of pimps and his stable of sweet sweet bitches. Seriously, reading it made us mega-moist.
Gennaro is 18, but we think he looks a bit older than that.
He seems quiet and calm. Not exactly shy, because he has confidence. There is a little mix of “up to no good” in him. A naughty side. Gennaro has a awesome body, which he says he barely works out. Ah, youth!
In high dudgeon and Jackie O glasses, pass-around party bottom Kurt Wild decided to get wasted on camera and call out Michael Lucas for his outburst against Brent Corrigan at the last GayVN awards. And while we’re always pleased to see the big-dicked fuckpup, we’re wondering why he decided to get all pissed about this just now; after all, it happened almost a year ago (Maybe he missed our awesome coverage of the whole ordeal).
Nonetheless, if you like sass, then you’ll love Kurt’s tirade. It includes him non-stop swearing and using the word “bitchfit”, smoking and drinking all classy-like, a shot of his daughter, and his wife threatening to sodomize him with a beer can—fun! We know you’re busy (masturbating) men and may not have time to watch Kurt’s entire 9-minute 51-second video, so we’ve pulled out the best parts for your post-coital pleasure: 0:55 – He kisses his daughter and wipes his mouth clean moments after (probably because he wasn’t paid to kiss her on camera. That usually costs at least twenty dollars, you little freeloader). 1:40 – He paraphrases Lucas’ comment from the GayVN that Brent Corrigan’s underage acting in porn jeopardized the entire porn industry and then refutes that claim, by eloquently stating, “You know what really puts our in jeopardy, Michael? What really puts us in jeopardy is your out of country, out of mind, RETARDED BULLSHIT!”
Kurt continues by saying, “We’re at war with a country that you go over and find models to FUCK! For what? The same thing that George Bush finds over there? Oil? YOU FIND PORN STARS, you’re even worse than George W. Bush, Michael Lucas! You know you are!”
We’re assuming that Kurt means that we’re at war with Israel, which we’re not really. Also, we wouldn’t compare Michael Lucas to ex-President Bush, although Lucas will probably savour the comparison (seeing as their foreign policy views are so similar). But errors aside, Kurt’s a drunken porn star, not a geo-political science major, so we’ll let ’em slide. 4:45 – He turns to his offscreen wife and says, “Hand me a beer… now. My beer lady… hand me my beer, my cheap two dollar six-pack of beer after giving you five-hundred dollars. Yaahaa!” She then says, “Your beer lady? I’m gonna jam it up your ass.” Kurt’s positively delighted at the prospect. No wonder they get along so well. 5:50 – Kurt gets all huffy at Michael Lucas for not talking to him. According to Wild, Lucas asked Wild to be in his Fire Island film, but Kurt couldn’t do it because he had a shoot “for at least as much if not more” money with College Dudes 24/7. Kurt then says he accepted an $800 paycut for doing the scene with CD247, “because I like ’em.” Might be time to get a business manager, sweetums. 6:50 – He almost lights the wrong end of his cigarette… classy! 7:30 – He asks Lucas, “You think your champagne’s better than my Natty Light? I don’t give a fuck. I have just as much ab, if not more. Just as much cock, if not more. Just as much director talent. I’m actually writing a movie right now, and I keep it in a little bitty box. Right here. Wanna read it? Read some parts of it? Get some fucking action? Wanna read how the camera starts? Wanna read how—who talks to who? You wanna read how all that stuff goes? Cause fuck you.”
OK, that settles it… we want a fuck-off between these two. They get to go at each other and direct their camera men while comparing their dicks and abs. The finished video that makes us cum the hardest wins. It’s been a rough couple of years for Kurt. First Subway fired him, then he took part in the failed resurrection of Angel Slut Garden, and then he was fucked by a subway train. He hasn’t even updated his blog since July 2009. Hmmm… But luckily, he just did a an Extra Big Dicks scene (ch-ching!), so maybe we’ll be seeing more of his sexy ass soon.
At 9:30 in the video, he removes his shades and smiles. Is it wrong how badly we want Kurt to fuck us? So what if he’s a married father of four? That just makes him a DILF and we’d gladly let him shove his Natty Light can up our ass any day. Call us, Kurt…
Thanks to Gay Sex Blog for the transcription.
Federico is Tony’s cousin, another model from Latin Boyz. This muscular Latin papi has a nice fat uncut dick and amazing six-pack abs. He was very excited to show the power of his load in front of the camera.
Born on the Island of Crete, Nic has the face and body of a classic Greek statue. His cute smile, naturally curly black hair, walnut colored skin and thick body are so beautiful in pictures. At home on his land, Nic is comfortable walking around naked with a hard dick and jerking it outside. Actually quite shy and soft spoken, Nic tells how he became comfortable been naked as a nude art model at the age of 18! He even reveals he got an erection one day while standing naked in front of the entire class!
Okay… first off, we thought the mask thing was a little weird at first, but Maskurbate is so consistently hot, we get it. The mystery of these guys turns us on every time. Nothing like a good puzzle of having to examine tattoos to identify a guy. Yep, twist our arms, we’ll search every inch of this guy to identify him. Oh, whoops, we got caught staring at that amazing ass. Seriously, we could just smile at those buttocks all day long. But this update really about worship of that equally beautiful uncut cock. And while it’s pretty to look at, that cock requires sucking and I’m jealous I am not there in person to partake. Mmmm.
If you haven’t figured out the name that starts with a J and ends with an E and rhymes with Blake — well, it’s Jake. Yes, that hot straight boy that did a scene with Blake recently that had everyone buzzing. Dink got so many emails about that scene that he knew they had to get Jake back for some more fun, but this time they had to get him to take things a step further. As luck would have it, Jake called and said he’d been doing some thinking about things and decided he’d like to try more. Dink asked what he’d like to try and he said “Well, I’d like to get my dick sucked again and I might be willing to fuck someone in the ass.” Well, it took Dink all of two seconds to say, “When?” And with that came the quick reply, “Tonight?”
TimTales exclusive CutlerX came to visit Tim and Grobes in Berlin. He made several shootings and of course, had tons of fun. You’ll see him in many TimTales videos over the course of the next few weeks. Until then, here’s his solo gallery to enjoy!
Hey folks, it’s me, QC’s cocky pal, Chinpoko! Sex is a lot like whistling… we all make weird faces and noises while doing it, but each person does it their own way. So I wanna know how you do the dirty deed!
Every week, I’ll ask a different question and leave the poll and QComments open so you can share your sexperiences! Some weeks, I may even throw in a bonus prize for the best response—PATA, PATA, PATA!!! So without further adieu… here’s our first question:
David Chase shot his load single handly on Men Over 30 last week, and when they said “to be continued” they meant it. Sexy, studly, hunky David Chase is back and with a sexy, hung stud who is about to make David’s, and everyone’s, fantasy cum true as Mr, Chase gets caught. Eddie is stripped in seconds as David goes to work on his meaty uncut cock. David sucks and gags on that thick meat as he gets it rock hard. “Aww, that’s such a good dick” David moans, as he keeps fucking that ass doggy style. David then gets to ride that dick as Eddie sits on the chair and lets him do all the work. David greedily rides his cock for all it’s worth as he impales himself onto that cock repeatedly. Eddie’s balls are tingling, and David won’t last much longer. They both dismount to stroke off their cocks side by side. They make out as they each reach explosive climaxes, coating their cocks and navels with their seed.
We have bad news for fans of gay-for-pay performerPat Bateman. Unzipped magazine reported that he’s been jailed for 1 count of sexual battery & 5 counts of sex with minors (including with a minor boy at least 3 years younger than Bateman).
The sexual battery charge floored us, but we’re less certain about the five counts of sex with minors. Unzipped made sure to mention that Bateman’s initial arrest occurred in 2004 when he was 19. The minor he had sex with could have been as old as 17—which hardly makes him a pedophile. But oddly, the police delayed the arrest for five years and that has us scratching our heads.
One person surmised that perhaps Bateman was on probation and broke it, though we’re not sure and without elaboration on the specific charges, we can’t know the circumstances behind his eventual arrest. PAT BATEMAN’S ARREST INFO: Click for full-sized image. Nonetheless, Bateman got sentenced in summer of 2009, five years after his initial charges, and now he’s in Northern California’s Santa Rita Jail. We don’t yet know for how long—but we’ll definitely dish the details once we get them.
In the meanwhile, Unzipped’s Zach Sire followed up by saying that they “haven’t been successful getting… details [on why the sentencing was delayed for 5 years], but my best guess is that a) the trial/court proceedings lasted 5 years, or b) he evaded the authorities for 5 years and a warrant was issued.”
Another Unzipped commenter, yoshimispinkrobot, said:
Considering when he gets out he most likely will have to register as a sex offender which is pubic record. As a registered sex offender, he will no longer be allowed to work in the sex industry. If he tries, he will go back to prison.
Could this mark the end of the hunky porn star? Some of us may not have liked his gay-for-pay schtick, but that’s hardly jail-worthy. More details as they unfold!
