QCA TV Quickie: Texas University Atheist Group Trades Bibles For Porn

One member of Team Orange read the entire bible last year just because his mother said he wouldn’t (take that, you smug bitch!), and let him tell you, he has no idea why people call it “The Good Book.” It’s written in a horribly boring style and the parts that are “good” are only “good” because they feature lots of rape, murder, plagues, and whores.
Anyway, a University of Texas atheist student group is offering free porn to students in exchange for their Bibles—they call the program “Smut for Smut.” And we’d say they were just being provocative, but heck, have you actually read the Song of Solomon? It’s basically a gangster rap between the prince of pimps and his stable of sweet sweet bitches. Seriously, reading it made us mega-moist.