Football Player Darnell Dockett Takes A Web Cam Shower (And You’re Not Invited)

Someone offered Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett $1,000 to take a live webcam shower and he did. After all, he showers everyday, so why not make a little extra money doing it? The only thing is that when he announced the shower show on Twitter, he made sure to say “NO MEN ALLOWED!”
Doesn’t he know telling us not to look only makes us wanna look more? And besides, he showers around a bunch of naked men all the time so why stop now? It’s not like every gay man in the world is gonna stop watching gay porn just to watch Dockett clean his filthy bits, especially when the web has so many shower scenes that feature actual fucking.
Nonetheless, the vain footballer disinvited all the gays and then proceeded to cocktease his audience by hiding his schlong behind a blue rag. If he’s so into money and bets, doesn’t he know he could make a killing doing the exact same thing on a live porn cam site? Seriously, just get into the shower tease with your handtowel and ch-ching!
Now if you’ll excuse us we’re gonna go jerk-off in the shower. ALL MEN INVITED!