QCrimes: Alleged Straight Porn Samurai Slasher Once Played Obama

QCrimes: Alleged Straight Porn Samurai Slasher Once Played Obama
Police are on a manhunt for Steven Clancy Hill the straight porn star of Cum Fart Tsunami 2 who fled after allegedly killing his co-worker and slashing two others with a samurai sword. Word is that one of his slashed survivors might have to amputate their hand because of injury.
Meanwhile Boing Boing reports that Hill once played President Obama in a porn flick entitled Palin: Erection 2008. That’s pretty incredible especially since he LOOKS NOTHING LIKE OBAMA. Oh well, viewers probably spent less time looking at him than they did looking at the janky Sarah Palin lookalike standing beside him.
No word yet from President Obama on whether he has seen the film or on whether Hill serves up the sex in the same sweet way as Barack-sauce.
More as this story develops.

Jun 04, 2010 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment