Because Zack Rosen Won A Blogging Competition, You Won A Picture Of His Cock!
Zack Rosen is the editor-in-chief of a hipstery Washington DC blog called The New Gay and a few weeks back, he asked Fleshbot to help him win a competition for a scholarship to an activist blogging conference called NetRoots Nation. So to curry votes from web users, he offered to show his dick if he won. Here was his very persuasive argument:
My solemn promise to the Fleshbot community is that… if I win, I will send in a picture of myself without that pesky sign in front of my crotch. And I’ll have a boner. So do it for me, do it for dick, do it for naked pictures of non-famous people. But please, from the bottom of my heart, vote for me. I really need your help.
If you need more convincing, here are 5 things about my penis that should make you want to see it.
1. My penis has not been shaved, waxed, sculpted or prepped/fluffed by a team of crotch stylists, What you’re getting is the real deal.
2. Say what you want about Jewish guys, but I’ve been told once or twice that my penis is not, shall we say, on the small side.
3. My penis believes that our rights as gay men should not be contingent on our actions. Ergo, I do not find it contradictory that I should encourage men to break out of our molds and fight for our right to be ourselves with my dick out. Sex is a part of who we are. If we trade sex for rights, we are not fully free.
4. My penis has never been published on the internet before. Not even on dudesnude, not even on facebook.
5. Do you really need a fifth reason? C’mon.
Well considering that 35% of all downloads are for porn it’s no wonder that Zack won by promising to show us his schlong. And he recently sent Fleshbot the pic along with this note:
“… a double thanks for not calling me a whore or “an embarrassment to the community,” as the commenters on other websites have done. I figure that many of the readers of this site are pretty cool, intelligent, laid back people with families and careers and interesting lives—people who also understand that a little sex or skin isn’t going to send us to the gulag.
He then added these three reminders about why gay sex is so awesome:
1. Gay men’s bodies aren’t shameful things.
2. Gay sex is natural and pretty damn fun.
3. No one ever won equal rights by keeping their oppressors comfortable.
Congratubations, Zack! Who knew that we could take down the bullshit heterosexist patriarchy just by showing our boners on the web? That makes every porn star a revolutionary and is, in a word, badass. We will, in a phrase, continue masturbating to Zack’s very delicious and thick cut cock for years to come, if not for just the next few seconds.
