Chris Evans, Michael Cera, and Jason Schwartzman Don’t Need No Pants In New York City!

Remember when we showed you a digitized picture of Chris Evans’s cock as he stood pantsless in a New York subway? It was apparently part of a longer GQ shoot for the superhero action rom-com Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. We dug up the additional shots of actors Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman bumming around New York City with their cocks hanging out. Unfortunately they’re all digitized in the “good” Japanese way, but what did you expect? GQ isn’t a hardcore porno mag for crap’s sake.
Do these boys realize they’re basically re-enacting our ideal NYC weekend? Scoping out tail, doing Tai Chi, biking, shopping… all with our junk exposed. Leave the pants at home: it saves lots of time from not having to constantly zip and readjust one’s self. Plus, it makes a great ongoing advertisement for sex. Now there’s no guessing games. Is he cut or uncut? Trimmed or bushy? Big or small? Look for yourself and see, baybee! PRESTO! A better more liberated world.
We only choose not to go pantsless for the benefit of others… oh, and because it’s against the law—prudes.
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