I’ll admit it, I want a guy to pee on me. A lot of my friends think it’s weird, but I really wanna try. It sounds so hot having a guy who’s turned on pee on me. I wanna be a piss slut, maybe take some in my mouth and kiss him, let it run down my chest as his hung flaccid washes me in piss—I’m getting hard just writing about it.
I really wanna try out this fantasy and have found a guy willing to do it, but what are the rules? I mean is it OK to drink it? Will I get STDs from piss (I hear pee is sterile)? Is it OK to let him pee in my eyes or on my ass? Is there anything else I should know? I really want to live out this fantasy, but I also want to make sure I am safe.
Human urinal coming through! Piss play can be hot (or warm depending), but our first timer has lots of questions. We’d say that maybe he should check out Boys-Pissing for some pissing points, but porn isn’t always the best place to pick up safe sex advice. So what should our new weatherman keep in mind so he can enjoy the golden showers without getting hosed? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments section.
The World Cup 2010 is over and the sexy Spanish have emerged as the champions! Ruggerbugger has been eyeing up some of the sterling sexy Spanish soccer players over the course of the season and found some truly hot pictures of these athletic hunks exposed. We’ve been weighing up the bulge factor of these hunky world champions including cute young-faced Cesc Fabregas, hunky bearded Gerard Pique and dirty-blonde Fernando Torres. Who is your favorite?
Despite their candy shell, you already knew that M&Ms were straight. After all, the red and blue ones always get so turned on by the slutty green M&M. But now they’re taking the candy’s heterosexuality one step further by assuring you that the orange M&M did not willingly have a long curvy pretzel shoved inside of its ass. No sir… and the pretzel wasn’t too happy about it either.
Instead of going for the “buttsex is grody” angle, the commercial should have just had the pretzel making sweet, sweet love to the orange M&M, sticking his curvy, salty stick into orange’s mouth and eye. It could have been the hottest, creepiest candy commercial ever! Call us crazy, but we’d rather not think about assplay when eating chocolate-covered pretzel sticks. If M&Ms melt in your mouth, they’d practically explode in your butthole.
At CFNM.net young footballer Peter Lloyd is very shy about being naked. But one day when he returns home from football practice, his female cousin and her friends decide to peek a look at him when he showers off. The girls then confront him in his bedroom, expose his naked body and measure his penis to see how long it is. See more of hot young Peter overpowered and fondled by the girls at CFNM.net!
Leo Giamani knows that while he’s working up a sweat in the yard, he’s being watched by his employer Ari Sylvio who’s working up a hard dick. Leo puts on a show until he’s ready to have that mammoth dick sucked, then he calls Ari over to help him out. Leo takes Ari right there in the yard, spreading him wide and fucking him hard until Ari blows a load all over himself. Ari then gets up and takes Leo’s load right in his mouth before blowing out a second load of his own.
Sometimes you just wanna work your hole wide open to get ready for whatever’s cumming next. How’s a soldier supposed to prepare for action deep in the trenches without the right artillery? Don’t worry, private—the Battle Buddy has got your ass taken care of.
With a 7.5 x 5.5 girth, a rotating head, and 12 spinning beads with triple and reverse speeds, just pop the Battle Buddy into your shoot and prepare for an awesome anal assault. The head really works your hole massaging your prostate and the inside of your ass. Plus, the variable speeds make the action more intense. You’ll get the rush of sexual pleasure and cum like a cannon with the Battle Buddy in the fray!
The Battle Buddy is kinda like the Uzi (a product we shared earlier) Plus the free demo video at Fort Troff has a mean-eyed, big-dicked, tobacco spitting, red-haired stud plunging the Battle Buddy deep into a hot bottom’s ass. Between the scene and the pleasure, you’ll fire off a couple of rounds to be sure!
Georgi is a sweet innocent married lad who the casting director at First Auditions quickly leads through the most depraved sexual situations imaginable. There’s something so hot about having total access to a new husband that is in his sexual prime. His body is no longer exclusively accessible to some woman who doesn’t know how to use it properly. The cameraman gets him to present his cock and show off his tight untouched asshole. He’s totally resistant to having his hole toyed with at first, but he’s quickly talked around to doing almost everything.
Dwight kind of reminds us of a country boy– more Iowa, than deep South.
He was kind of along just for the ride. Didn’t really think that the whole porn thing would really pan out, that the plane tickets would work, or that someone would pick him up at the airport.
Then when he got to the studios, he was like, “Oh, this is legit!”
He is quite charming during the interview as you can see he just can’t believe he was doing a solo video.
His brain may not have been clued in, but his dick was. He was hard the moment he had to take his shorts off during the photo shoot. He nervously hoped that wasn’t a problem. A problem?! If all Bryan’s shoots were like that it would be dreamy!
Have you had a good cum and cry today? No? Well than pop some mushroom caps and prepare to have your soul blown away by the inexplicably awesome “double rainbow“!!!!! Forget those crappy “single rainbows”—”double rainbow” is nothing short of a mind-shattering miracle.
And if you’re like the easily overwhelmed ecstasy addict in this video, you may even find yourself shooting a load in your pants and breaking down into a fit of glorious tears. Who knew that optics and earth science could be so rapturous? Sounds like he should hook up with another rainbow enthusiast.
And if you haven’t been reduced to cum-covered tears yet, check out this amazeballs auto-tuned Double Rainbow song, complete with live instrumental accompaniment at 1:30! “So intense!!!”