Why did Harvard University researchers find that men who take boner meds (like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra) are three times more likely to catch sexually transmitted diseases? Because apparently the old codgers with chemical erections feel so excited about having their boners back that they forget all about using condoms. That’s right… grandpa wants to slip you some raw skin:
“Younger people have more sex partners than older folks,” said Jena, a medical resident in internal medicine at Massachusetts General Hospital and Harvard Medical School in Boston… “But per sexual encounter, the actual safeness of the sex is probably lower among older folks in the sense that they don’t use condoms,” he said.
The researchers looked at medical insurance forms from one year after Viagra got released (1997) to today and found that men on boner meds also tended to get treated for STDs more often than men who don’t take them. Surprisingly, the article also said that people aged 40 to 49 account for the largest proportion of newly diagnosed HIV/AIDS cases.
Not only does that debunk the idea that younger people contract HIV moreso than any other age group, it also means that older men taking Viagra tend to think more with their dicks than their brains. We know that getting a chubby has gotta seem like Christmas after a very long, cold and flaccid winter, but that’s no reason to forget all about wrapping your presents (or something).
By all means, fuck each others wrinkled brains out, but slip on a sheepskin before you step into the dewey meadow, G’pa!
Devin is set to make a splash on Corbin Fisher – in more ways than one! This sexy and engaging 20-year-old has piercing eyes, a wide smile and such an laid-back attitude that just listening to him talk about sex is a turn-on. And since this studly tennis player has been playing with his racket since he could remember, and he likes to try new things, he’s got a lot to say on the subject!
Zack Rosen is the editor-in-chief of a hipstery Washington DC blog called The New Gay and a few weeks back, he asked Fleshbot to help him win a competition for a scholarship to an activist blogging conference called NetRoots Nation. So to curry votes from web users, he offered to show his dick if he won. Here was his very persuasive argument:
My solemn promise to the Fleshbot community is that… if I win, I will send in a picture of myself without that pesky sign in front of my crotch. And I’ll have a boner. So do it for me, do it for dick, do it for naked pictures of non-famous people. But please, from the bottom of my heart, vote for me. I really need your help.
If you need more convincing, here are 5 things about my penis that should make you want to see it.
1. My penis has not been shaved, waxed, sculpted or prepped/fluffed by a team of crotch stylists, What you’re getting is the real deal.
2. Say what you want about Jewish guys, but I’ve been told once or twice that my penis is not, shall we say, on the small side.
3. My penis believes that our rights as gay men should not be contingent on our actions. Ergo, I do not find it contradictory that I should encourage men to break out of our molds and fight for our right to be ourselves with my dick out. Sex is a part of who we are. If we trade sex for rights, we are not fully free.
4. My penis has never been published on the internet before. Not even on dudesnude, not even on facebook.
“… a double thanks for not calling me a whore or “an embarrassment to the community,” as the commenters on other websites have done. I figure that many of the readers of this site are pretty cool, intelligent, laid back people with families and careers and interesting lives—people who also understand that a little sex or skin isn’t going to send us to the gulag.
He then added these three reminders about why gay sex is so awesome:
1. Gay men’s bodies aren’t shameful things.
2. Gay sex is natural and pretty damn fun.
3. No one ever won equal rights by keeping their oppressors comfortable.
Congratubations, Zack! Who knew that we could take down the bullshit heterosexist patriarchy just by showing our boners on the web? That makes every porn star a revolutionary and is, in a word, badass. We will, in a phrase, continue masturbating to Zack’s very delicious and thick cut cock for years to come, if not for just the next few seconds.
Straight man Nathan recently arrived in the big city and has learned very quickly how expensive it is to live a lavish city lifestyle. He wants a quick way to earn a lot so decides to put his high sex drive to good use. The only problem is that this straight man is very precious and protective about his asshole. Along with filming his hole in detail, the FirstAuditions casting director notices he has a large bell-end, tightly contained in his foreskin with just a hint of the plump pink end naturally poking out. Even though he’s never had sex with a man before, he’s willing to give it a try if it will earn him more money.
