Finally! Some Actual Dick On MTV’s The Real World

After a million seasons, MTV’s sad simulacrum of life The Real World has finally showed some cock—and not just one but two! Sure it was just some late-night crotch and morning wood in briefs, but it’s more action than we’ve gotten since the series premiered in 1992. So allow us to put these historic cocks in context.
24-year-old stud Eric is a stand-up comic who works a job at the state department. One night he gets a rude awakening from 21-year-old twink Ryan Leslie, a straight homophobic hairdresser who storms into his bedroom angry that someone locked the front door on a Sunday night. The two almost get into a physical fight, but before Eric steps up, he adjusts his boxers so that we get a quick peek at his shaved groin and penile shaft.
We wish they had gotten physical, not only because Ryan deserves it but because who doesn’t like to see a black stud tagging a pasty twink? Anyway, if that cock wasn’t enough, Ryan gets a serious case of morning wood soon afterward.

After a night of sleeping with his cousins, Ryan gets a rude awakening of his own when one of his kin farts the bed. The smell ejects Ryan out of bed in his blue undies with a serious case of the AM chubs. He laughs and plays it down while trying to suavely caress his bone with a inconspicuous hand… but we’re not the only one who sees his “pop secret”, are we Eric?