PataPORN With Chinpoko


Hola amigos! No, I didn’t just get back in from Tijuana. But this week we had so many sizzling Latins (along with a caliente assortment of black studs and white jocks) that I’m feeling especially spicy. I might need to pop a hot tamale in my mouth just to satisfy my craving. So while I’m noshing on some delicious beef, you can enjoy the other hot beef. It’s time for a pipping hot dish of PataPORN With Chinpoko!
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Brazilian Studz: 8 Inches of Brazilian Dick
RATING 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
I was all ready to watch myself a Brazilian orgy filled with 8-inch plantains, but then I go to the Brazilian Studs website and—guess what?—apparently “8 Inches of Brazilian Dick” is only a photo set and not a video! WHAT??!! (or should I say QUE??!!) No me gusta. Necesito HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK.
Luckily, Brazilian Studs not only has this scene and tons of hot, hung Brazilian men in breathtaking, easy-to-browse photo sets, but you can also check out lots of other videos of hot cocksluts getting spit roasted like a piece of pork at a churrascaria.
I did watch an old video though of a wiry inked stud getting fucked by a coke-can sized cock in what appears to be his grandma’s taqueria. While watching him getting his brains fucked out right next to his abuelita’s rice cooker, I realized how hot dirty talk sounds in Portuguese and how badly Brazilian dicks might need another video editor. A kitchen ain’t a porn studio and whoever shoots and edits these things need to make sure to get fully body shots of these guapos moaning at the end of a fat dick.
PROS – Their huge photo and video galleries will make you cream your pants. The handsome, athletic uncut men will make you wanna book a ticket to Brazil stat!
CONS – Better editing would make infinitely sexier scenes. Also, some of their hottest “videos” are just photo sets. My boner felt so betrayed.

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13 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Sean Cody: Cliff (2)

Sean Cody: Cliff(2)
The exciting thing about bisexual guys is that they tend to like experimentation. They get a taste of both ends of the “spectrum,” leaving them open to explore just about anything. Cliff is no exception. Up until a few months ago, he’d only been with girls. It turns out that he and a friend got drunk at a party, and then one of their other friends blew them both in the bathroom! Ever since, he’s been open to experimenting more and more with guys.

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13 Sep 10 By Ken 19 Comments

Guys With iPhones Awards Week #6 Finalists

Guys With iPhones Awards Week #6 Finalists
ONLY TWO MORE WEEKS LEFT in the GuysWithiPhones Awards and three very sexy Gym Bunnies have come out to play! Wow, what’s up doc? We’d sure like to pet them and feed them our carrot—so cuddly!
This week’s theme is Cocks and Props and our insider tells us that GWiP especially loves full body shots. So pull out your dick and the items that’ll really turn you on and turn you out. Is that a whip or leather gear? Maybe some vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup for sexy snack time? How about your hard cock surrounded by guns?The possibilities are endless.
So get creative, snap yourself an iPhone pic, then send in your best shot and you could win a factory unlocked iPhone 4 usable anywhere in the world. Phone, web, music… you know you want it. Only two weeks left… go for it!

12 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Circle Jerk Boys: James Hamilton and Brian Summers

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Brian starts to grope James’ cock through his jeans as James stands and strips off his tee. His jeans are next as we get our first glimpse of his rock hard cock tenting his loose fitting boxers. Brian pulls them down and frees his massive 8½” cock. Brian slowly savors that meat as he does his best to accommodate all the dick James has to offer. James teases Brian by slapping his boner up against his rock hard abs. Brian then sits back on the couch and spreads his legs wide to give James room to return the favor.

12 Sep 10 By Dave 1 Comment

Men At Play: David Jones

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David is a young straight lad whose muscles are just bursting out of his t-shirt and we can’t wait for him to strip off and show us the goods. You can tell David is a regular at the gym and has a beautiful lightly hairy muscular chest and arms! Some sexy tattoos along with nice thick muscular legs and an even thicker cock! Did we mention his gorgeous bubble butt? Watch David as he plays with his rock hard cock and squirts his hot cum all over his desk at the office

12 Sep 10 By Dave 15 Comments

QC Quotations

QC Quotations

She constantly touts her symbiotic bond with her fans, the “little monsters”, who she inspires to “love themselves” as if they are damaged goods in need of her therapeutic repair. “You’re a superstar, no matter who you are!” She earnestly tells them from the stage, while their cash ends up in her pockets. She told a magazine with messianic fervour: “I love my fans more than any artist who has ever lived.” She claims to have changed the lives of the disabled, thrilled by her jewelled parody crutches in the Paparazzi video.

Furthermore, despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette or plasticised android. How could a figure so calculated and artificial, so clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism have become the icon of her generation? Can it be that Gaga represents the exhausted end of the sexual revolution? In Gaga’s manic miming of persona after persona, over-conceptualised and claustrophobic, we may have reached the limit of an era…

Sunday Times Magazine, social critic Camille Paglia (apparently not a Lady Gaga fan)

12 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

Out In Public: Show Me Your Junk

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Donny is a shy dude with hope of getting laid in Miami. Jordan is a dude who likes it when dudes grab his junk. Neither one of them have ever done anything remotely sexual in public, but today is their day! Joey has a way of convincing these kids to to the most outlandish things in public. It’s called cold hard cash! Jordan just so happened to be walking back for having a bite to eat unaware he would be eating some cock in a junk yard of all places. For a couple hundred bucks Jordan agrees to suck Donny’s cock. They head behind some local businesses and find them selves in a junk yard. Jordan pulls Donny’s pants down to his ankles and begins to work on it

12 Sep 10 By Dave 1 Comment

Fall Savings from Fleshjack

Fall Savings from FleshJack
The exclusive QueerClick and Fleshjack offers continue! Fall into spectacular savings this September with these special offers from Fleshjack, including Pink Fleshjack Sleeves for only $37.95 (regularly $49.95). That’s a savings of 24%, to improve your pleasure by more than 200%!
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New York Straight Men: Kyle

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Meet Kyle! He is in his late 20’s has a few different girlfriends but has no problem “hanging with another dude” a/k/a letting a guy suck his cock.
He is an industrial-graphic-urban artist so he has a naturally open mind although he doesn’t go around bragging that he will let a guy blow him, especially to his girlfriends!
Ralph had no problem hanging out with Kyle even if it meant that he would be doing the cocksucking. Actually, Ralph got right down to business, he pulled down Kyle’s shorts and revealed a nice cut cock with a full bush. As Ralph worked his mouth on Kyle’s cock it grew and grew and got rock hard. It had been been a few days since he dumped his load and Kyle’s balls were full!

12 Sep 10 By Dave 1 Comment

Hot House Backroom: Brandon Lewis and Tucker Vaughn

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In the premiere of The Dude Show – Reality Sucks! we’re introduced to housemates Brandon Lewis and Tucker Vaughn. Brandon, a Southern charmer with a killer smile, has a secret; he loves kinky sex. All-American Tucker joins Brandon for lunch in the loft kitchen and immediately begins flirting. It turns out that Tucker loves to get fucked. Brandon is down for that – and more; once he sees Tucker’s big cock he decides to take it for a ride!

12 Sep 10 By Dave 1 Comment