Hola amigos! No, I didn’t just get back in from Tijuana. But this week we had so many sizzling Latins (along with a caliente assortment of black studs and white jocks) that I’m feeling especially spicy. I might need to pop a hot tamale in my mouth just to satisfy my craving. So while I’m noshing on some delicious beef, you can enjoy the other hot beef. It’s time for a pipping hot dish of PataPORN With Chinpoko! Brazilian Studz: 8 Inches of Brazilian Dick RATING 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
I was all ready to watch myself a Brazilian orgy filled with 8-inch plantains, but then I go to the Brazilian Studs website and—guess what?—apparently “8 Inches of Brazilian Dick” is only a photo set and not a video! WHAT??!! (or should I say QUE??!!) No me gusta. Necesito HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK.
Luckily, Brazilian Studs not only has this scene and tons of hot, hung Brazilian men in breathtaking, easy-to-browse photo sets, but you can also check out lots of other videos of hot cocksluts getting spit roasted like a piece of pork at a churrascaria.
I did watch an old video though of a wiry inked stud getting fucked by a coke-can sized cock in what appears to be his grandma’s taqueria. While watching him getting his brains fucked out right next to his abuelita’s rice cooker, I realized how hot dirty talk sounds in Portuguese and how badly Brazilian dicks might need another video editor. A kitchen ain’t a porn studio and whoever shoots and edits these things need to make sure to get fully body shots of these guapos moaning at the end of a fat dick. PROS – Their huge photo and video galleries will make you cream your pants. The handsome, athletic uncut men will make you wanna book a ticket to Brazil stat! CONS – Better editing would make infinitely sexier scenes. Also, some of their hottest “videos” are just photo sets. My boner felt so betrayed.
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She constantly touts her symbiotic bond with her fans, the “little monsters”, who she inspires to “love themselves” as if they are damaged goods in need of her therapeutic repair. “You’re a superstar, no matter who you are!” She earnestly tells them from the stage, while their cash ends up in her pockets. She told a magazine with messianic fervour: “I love my fans more than any artist who has ever lived.” She claims to have changed the lives of the disabled, thrilled by her jewelled parody crutches in the Paparazzi video.
Furthermore, despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette or plasticised android. How could a figure so calculated and artificial, so clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism have become the icon of her generation? Can it be that Gaga represents the exhausted end of the sexual revolution? In Gaga’s manic miming of persona after persona, over-conceptualised and claustrophobic, we may have reached the limit of an era…
—Sunday Times Magazine, social critic Camille Paglia (apparently not a Lady Gaga fan)
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The guys are quite busy when they aren’t here running around naked. Jonathan had just returned from India, and Lance has been making some big career changes… but his car has been in the shop, leaving him home with some time to kill.
In the premiere of The Dude Show – Reality Sucks! we’re introduced to housemates Brandon Lewis and Tucker Vaughn. Brandon, a Southern charmer with a killer smile, has a secret; he loves kinky sex. All-American Tucker joins Brandon for lunch in the loft kitchen and immediately begins flirting. It turns out that Tucker loves to get fucked. Brandon is down for that – and more; once he sees Tucker’s big cock he decides to take it for a ride!