PataPORN With Chinpoko

Hola amigos! No, I didn’t just get back in from Tijuana. But this week we had so many sizzling Latins (along with a caliente assortment of black studs and white jocks) that I’m feeling especially spicy. I might need to pop a hot tamale in my mouth just to satisfy my craving. So while I’m noshing on some delicious beef, you can enjoy the other hot beef. It’s time for a pipping hot dish of PataPORN With Chinpoko!

Brazilian Studz: 8 Inches of Brazilian Dick
RATING 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
I was all ready to watch myself a Brazilian orgy filled with 8-inch plantains, but then I go to the Brazilian Studs website and—guess what?—apparently “8 Inches of Brazilian Dick” is only a photo set and not a video! WHAT??!! (or should I say QUE??!!) No me gusta. Necesito HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK.
Luckily, Brazilian Studs not only has this scene and tons of hot, hung Brazilian men in breathtaking, easy-to-browse photo sets, but you can also check out lots of other videos of hot cocksluts getting spit roasted like a piece of pork at a churrascaria.
I did watch an old video though of a wiry inked stud getting fucked by a coke-can sized cock in what appears to be his grandma’s taqueria. While watching him getting his brains fucked out right next to his abuelita’s rice cooker, I realized how hot dirty talk sounds in Portuguese and how badly Brazilian dicks might need another video editor. A kitchen ain’t a porn studio and whoever shoots and edits these things need to make sure to get fully body shots of these guapos moaning at the end of a fat dick.
PROS – Their huge photo and video galleries will make you cream your pants. The handsome, athletic uncut men will make you wanna book a ticket to Brazil stat!
CONS – Better editing would make infinitely sexier scenes. Also, some of their hottest “videos” are just photo sets. My boner felt so betrayed.

New York Straight Men: Kyle
RATING 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
I’m usually not a fan of twinks unless they have beards, bush, and big dicksmdash;Kyle has all three. He’s str8 (uh huh) and just stopped in a bro job. I’d believe his “heterosexuality” a lot more if I hadn’t already seen some of my queeniest friends faking butch on this website, but I digress.
Kyle’s the kind of nice, easy going guy that you’d like to fuck everliving fuck out of. If given the chance, I’d mouthrape his hairy hole, down his cock from head to the bush, and then cover up his dumb smiley face tattoo while backing him up onto my cock. His reactions really make the video, he moans, shudders, exhales and really gets into the blowjob from start to finish. When he caresses the suckee’s head and begins to moan in ecstasy, it’s almost enough to make you shoot your load.
Is it me or has New York Straight Men started using more handsome models? Call me, Kyle! Your “girlfriend” will never know.
YES – Kyle’s awesome reactions and hot little bod. Plus, A+ suck skills from Ralph!
NO – Kyle keeps the socks on (a real no-no for QC readers) and stays mostly in one position the entire video. How about some positional variety, Kyle?

Xtra Inches: Drake Jaden and Santino Vega
RATING 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY AROUSED
Ever see those lame shirts that say “This isn’t a bald spot. It’s a solar panel for a sex machine”? I bet your dad owns one. Drake Jaden certainly should because it would explains the way this cue ball can down Santino Vega’s big black cock and take it up the ass with gusto.
But even though Jaden and Vega get into some rough fucking, chemistry lacks in this scene. Yes, both men get rock hard and obviously enjoy the sex, but there’s not much dirty talk, sensuous fucking, or connection beyond downing dicks. It’s too bad because a little more connection and attention to
OH YES – Jaden sucks a mean dick. It’s the slowest and best part of the video and his pretty pink lips look great around Vega’s long veiny prick.
OH NO – Things go downhill when they start fucking. Yes, the hit up several positions, but without much passion. Work on the facial reactions, boys. You’re supposed to show us what to do.

FREAK OF THE WEEK: Str8BoysSeduced: Cory
I’m all for watching hot str8 Jews get blown, especially when they’re as hung as Cory. But I love this shot of him getting annoyed when the guy blowing him blocking his view of the straight porn. He literally looks around the suckee’s body a few times in the video as if to say “You make a better door than a window, homo.”
Oh and Cory, why in the hell do you have a light up palm tree in your living room? Might wanna doublecheck that whole “heterosexual” thing. Just saying… tree is fabulous.

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Sean Cody: Enzo – This hairy, built 35-year old has a cut curvy dick, a great smile, and an ass that I just wanna fall headfirst into.
Next Door Male: Vince – Can you say ultra-butch? The briefs, the bedroom eyes, the soul patch, meaty ass and arms, a beefy butt, and a curved uncut man cannon. So unbelievably hot.
First Auditions: Tom – First Auditions usually produces the most clinical looking JO videos ever, but they’re choosing much hotter men. Check out the hairy ass of sexy rugger Tom and see!
Another hot week, another great week of porn. Did I miss any of your favorites? Drop me a line and lemme know, Until then, get out there and get turned on!