You may think that humans are the only creatures in the animal kingdom that occasionally rub one out, but lots of animals masturbate—porcupines play with their pricks, squirrels like their nuts, turtles cum out of their shells, dogs give themselves a bone, cats enjoy licking their own pussies, birds choke their own chickens, horses can ride themselves, and (as you already know) walruses regularly jerk and suck themselves.
Scientists don’t always know the evolutionary reason that animals jerk-off, though some have said animals whack off to keep fresh sperm in their sacks, to clear out their urethras of any potential germs, and because it just feels good. But of all the animals that jerk off, we have to say the elephant really takes the cake:
Elephants have been known to rub up against rocks for pleasure. However, to collect semen from captive elephants for artificial insemination, zookeepers must manually stimulate a bull’s rectum to massage its prostate (yep, that means some poor zoo worker has to don a glove and reach up there).
Fun fact: Elephant penises are curved like an S, and can reach 3-5 feet (1 to 1.5 meters) in length with a 6-inch (16-centimeters) girth. Meanwhile, elephant clitorises can reach more than a foot long (40 cm)!
… In related news, moose can reportedly bring themselves to orgasm simply by rubbing their antlers on nearby trees.
Um…amazing! So the next time your loved one tells you to stop masturbating so much, simply point out one of the many animals that shares your fondness for frottage and keep on whacking, ya beast!
Jessie’s helping Extra Big Dicks ring in All Hallows Eve as well as Ryan Buckley’s debut. They’re seated on the couch in their masks as they cautiously get to know each other. They start to make out as Jessie’s hands start roaming. Ryan sits on the couch as he undoes Jessie’s jeans. “Let’s see that cock” he coos as he peels Jessie’s briefs down and releases his throbbing cock. Ryan takes it in his mouth and starts to work his knob while using both hands to jack him. Jessie then gets Ryan on the couch where he can return the favor. He sucks on Ryan’s rock head cock as Ryan watches him stroke his own meat. Jessie moves south and to get that ass ready as he slides his long tongue deep inside it. He slaps his thick dick on Ryan’s spit lubed hole making him squirm. Once he slides inside, Ryan grunts in a mixture of pain and pleasure as he does his best to accommodate its girth. Ryan takes it deep as Jessie continues to bury that meat. Jessie then bends Ryan over and slides back inside that hot ass doggy style. Jessie then sits back and has Ryan ride him. That does the trick sending Ryan’s load cascading out of his swollen cock. He unloads all over Jessie who follows suit. Jessie blasts his own massive nut all over his cum-drenched bod.
Whenever a muscular Latin guy with tattoo sleeves and braces ask if you wanna have nasal sex, make sure he has a condom. In fact, this helpful guy will show you just how to insert said condom into your nose and how to remove it from your mouth once you’re done. Nasal is the new anal… it’s very 2011.
Leave it to the French to cover their rugby stars in powder and make them skip through sand dunes and lay down naked upon horses while they play classical violin and shoot erotic photos for their annual Dieux du Stade calendar. Naked men and horses… quell artistique! The Dieux du Stade calendar is quite possibly the gayest athletic calendar we have ever seen, but it’s also hands down the ottest. And all their shapely butts and biceps have our balls aching for some on-field action of our own, especially if it involves getting dirty in a maniple for control of their balls—game on! More Dieux du Stade on QC: Steve Tabary in the Dieux de Stade Calendar The Making of Dieux du Stade DVD Calendar Madness:Dieux du Stade January Dieux du Stade 2006 First Look: Dieux du Stade 2008 The Making of Dieux Du Stade Calendar
Jason Ryes is a 19 year-old Michigan freshmen with a love for skate boarding and listening to music. He even brought his board with him on his trip down and decided to do sight-seeing that way. Being from the north woods, Jason has a soft pale skin and a polite manner, but what really struck us is how uninhibited he is.