Wait… Pierre Fitch Made A Documentary About Pierre Fitch?
You may know big-dicked vers porn star Pierre Fitch as Fleshback’s new poster boy who recently had several toys molded from his dick, mouth and butthole; a prolific porn performer who has performed on CockyBoys and On the Hunt; and the guy who runs the eponymous site PierreFitch.com. He’s such a busy guy that you may wonder how he gets it all done. Well, wonder no more because on top of everything, he’s also just completed a documentary… about himself.
The 20-minute documentary short now available at PierreFitchDocumentary.com offers a preview of a longer doc about the non-stop self-promotion behind his porn stardom. Most importantly the short has hot men in their underwear and scenes of Pierre jerking off, but for the full-lenth version the director promises to deliver “obsessed fans, stalkers, jealous rages, health concerns and illegal downloads” all adding to the stress of being Pierre Fitch—awesome.
Porn stardom’s not all dicks and DJ gigs, y’know. In fact, here’s just as few of the indignities Pierre suffers while touring through Australia:
1) He lives in a big empty house filled with bad art-deco prints and cats (kinda like your grandma).
2) He’s a sex addict who stays out until 5am on Tuesday nights and regularly operates on only a few hours of sleep.
3) He gets irritated by live webcam viewers constant asking him to finger his own ass. “If I want to finger my ass, I’ll do it myself,” he gripes.
4) He most definitely does not like being forced to sit naked on the laps of old men (well there goes Christmas).
5) While touring, Pierre drinks vodka for every meal, gets the squirts from food poisoning, and doesn’t even have time to enjoy his own music.
When we first saw that the doc was sponsored by PJUR lube we thought, of course… what is masturbation if not making a film about yourself? But if anything the 20-minute short shows just how unglamorous porn stardom can be. Fitch has to remain chipper while meeting an unending array of strangers, doing porn shoots on almost no sleep, and spinning music while wanting to blast his pants with hot diarrhea. Watching him go through the grotty side of work also gives one a sense of all the gay businesses that depend on porn stars for promotion. It’s not just porn studios, it’s gay bars, dancers, club managers, sex toy manufacturers, alcohol vendors, and so many others.
Gasp! Does this mean that the documentary’s actually good? It’s definitely watchable and director Walker Collins obviously cares enough about Pierre to give him good editing, a pulsing soundtrack, and some major voiceover love. And it’s about the closest to Pierre some of us may ever get… well, unless you use his mouth, cock, and ass in the privacy of your bedroom.
