The Gayest Horror Movie Since LA Zombie
Straight horror franchises like Friday the 13th have been capitalizing on teen hormones and prepubescent boners for decades, so isn’t about time that we homos had our own schlocky gay slasher flick with lots of eye candy running around in underwear? Enter 1313: Nightmare Mansion. It features a Brent Corrigan lookalike encouraging all of his bi-curious college pals to drink poison wine and stalk each other in whitey-tighties. It looks gayer than Christmas, though it’s only PG-13 so if you want hardcore action you’re probably better off watching Francois Sagat rape the unded in LA Zombie. Or you could always return to Phantom of the Paradise for your gay horror jollies.
Jan 11, 2011
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