Erik Rhodes Does Not Approve Of Brotherly Love
Oh Erik Rhodes—you’re our favorite insane muscleman. You’ve fought global warming and now you’re fighting against incest!
Wait… what?
Yes it’s true. When a fan expressed how much he would like to have Erik as a brother so he could kiss and hug and massage Erik after works out, Erik didn’t indulge his fan’s incest family. Instead he responded in disgust and managed to diss the Peters Twins while doing it. Look and see the innermost thoughts of a porn-moralist at work!:
“you would kiss and massage your brother?
i love my brother more than anything on this earth and i still would leave that stuff for his GF….sorry to spoil the fantasy…
i mean, i get sick to my stomach to see all those twins in porn… sure we all need the money but i think you need to draw the line when they ask you to have sex with your family.”
Erik’s right. We couldn’t imagine kissing and massaging our brothers… unless they were as hot as Erik, in which case we’d probably rim and blow them instead. But either way, HE’S RIGHT. Twincest is gross (in all the best ways). In fact when we saw the Peters Twins kissing, sucking and fucking each other, we couldn’t help but watch the entire scene while disgustedly pumping our cocks and cumming in utter disapproval. Nas-tee.
Keep in mind, Erik is the same guy who accepted money to have a boxing match against artistic crazyman Francois Sagat and then get fisted by him afterwards. So, y’know… he has moral authority and stuff.
Oh Erik. You can do no wrong in our book!
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