Apple CEO Steve Jobs has proudly touted that his iPad will offer “freedom from porn” by offering no sexy applications in the Apple app store. But apps be darned because Lucas Entertainment CEO Michael Lucas has found a way to slip some hot sausage action into Mr. Jobs’ back door—by offering their porn content in an iPad friendly format.
Lucas said, “On the iPad, our website delivers the full screen convenience of getting off wherever you are because you never know when the mood will strike: on an airplane, at the beach, during family visits. Everyone needs a porn break.” Yes, whether you’re in a crowded airplane, a public beach, or sitting next to your grandmother at brunch, there’s no better time to whip out your cock and start beating off to Urine Fist Fest, Men in Stockings, or FARTS.
Publicly watching porn when you should be working, playing in the ocean, or helping grandma “let go” is creepy at best and illegal at worst. But as long as you excuse yourself to go and “read for a while in the bathroom”, the Lucas-iPad connection should make discreet wanking off easier than ever. Just remember to aim away from the screen.
Everyone likes a good challenge and who doesn’t want a hot straight guy in their bed? Wolfie has been eyeing his family’s new pool boy and has decided he’s the one.
Bathed in the morning sunlight Amancio opens his robe and reveals his smooth muscular torso. With a sexy glint in his eye he lets his hands wander inside his robe. Rubbing his chest he works his way downward as he slowly opens up his robe.
Watching porn all the time can be quite hard—ha! That’s why we’re giving you this mind-blowingly amazeballs video to give your wood some rest. Don’t mind the German and Indian languages. The action starts at 0:27 and only gets better and Better and BETTER! Rolling balls of death, a wall of guns, and a psycho super snake are only the beginning of what’s been called “the most expensive movie ever made in India.” It’s cray-cray!
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