PataPORN With Chinpoko!
I couldn’t bring myself to cover the new release of bulemic researcher Malachi Marx. I also didn’t want to cover the consistently hot fuck scenes of Ricky Sinz because as long as I get a view of his hairy buttcheeks pumping some hot bitch I’ll always just give all his scenes a 5 out of 5 rating.
So instead I decided to focus on some hot gems that you might of missed this week and there’s even an extended Freaks of the Weeks section that you won’t want to miss. One word, my dearies: feces. Oh yes… chocolate delights! I promise, even if you’re not into scat (especially if you’re not into scat), you’ll wanna check out this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Sean Cody: Ethan and Oscar
RATING: FIVE OUT OF FIVE – CUMWORTHY!
Usually I dislike those “get to know you” interviews where the performers play frisbee shirtless and talk about the dumb Golden Retriever they just adopted, but in Ethan and Oscar’s case the pre-game antics must have amped up their testosterone. Because as soon as the clothes come off, these guys start making out, sucking each other’s massive dicks and eating each other’s holes like they’re haven’t gotten laid in years.
Oscar begins eating Ethan’s round delicious ass while Ethan sucks on Oscar’s fat meat. They spend a lot of time really priming each other for sex before they finally fuck. And when they do Ethan moans, oh does he moan. His pole stays rock hard as Oscar fucks him good and deep and his deep shuddering moans only drew me closer and closer climax. In fact, I came before even making it all the way through the video!
Their cumshaws are massive and the sex is hot! If you only see one video this week, make it this one!
GREAT: Two fat dicks on two handsome, athletic guys. Tons of passion, kissing, hot sex, and Oscar repeatedly pulls it all the way out before sliding it all the way back in!
NOT SO GREAT: Nothing. This scene is perfect.
Rear Stable: Derek Reynolds and Kennedy Carter
RATING: FOUR OUT OF FIVE – FULLY-ERECT
While the sex in this scene isn’t the hottest you’ve ever scene, the contrast in Kennedy Carter’s milky whiteness and Derek Reynolds brown beauty will definitely turn you on, especially when the camera gets extra close to show you Kennedy sliding every veiny inch of his pole into Derek’s tight black ass. Plus they flip-flop giving fans of racial equality something to sing about!
My only complaint is that the boys really seem to fuck for the camera with pained expression, overdone moans, and jackhammer sex that’s all about the performance and not about the passion.
ATTEN HUT!: The military theme really turns me on, especially with combat boots hoisted in the air and dog tags rattling during blowjobs.
AT EASE: Despite their sexiness, Derek and Kennedy really never connect. They do like fucking each other, but without much electricity.
FREAKS OF THE WEEK!
Japan Boyz: Tatsushi and Masakata – Gay sex columnist called dookie “anal sex’s big PR problem.” He’s right and Tatsushi and Masakata certainly aren’t helping. Their poo-filled mud match makes an unholy mess of the sheets. It’s like one of them left an unwrapped Hershey’s bar on the bed that melted once they started fooling around. Can they not smell the bestanky wonders emanating from their backsides? I can and I don’t even live in Japan!
AlexBoys: Carnival Party – Y’know what’s scarier than clowns? Clowns blowing each other.
Muscle Hunks: Papi Palermo – You search for a maniacal muscleman is over. He crazy eyes tell us that he’d rip you in half like a phone book if he thought you touched his M&Ms.
Dirty Tony: Devin Draz Fucks Clayton Archer – You just gotta love a stud who has “Petting Zoo” tattooed right above his crotch.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS: This week I rounded up a bunch of big-dicks for your enjoyment. I also made sure to throw in a bunch of spicy men from around the world for some international flavor! Bone apetite!
Samuel O’Toole: Samuel and Parker Perry – Everyone take note! Parker Perry’s dick is fucking huge and he fucks like a champ! Wow! I just found a new boyfriend!
Austin Wilde: Caging the Wilde – Fuzzy, buzz-cut Austin jerks in a caged ring while showing off his excellent meat and ass… so hot!
G Magazine: Rodrigo Carvalho – A sexy, bronzed long-haired model with a flair for drama and a thick uncut dick? Me gusta!
Man Avenue: Renalto Bellagio – There’s nothing you won’t love about this hung, hairy muscelman and his hungry hole.
Latin Boyz: Rocket y Viper – Two hot hispanic papis suck on each other’s enormous dicks then the skinny guy tops his hot athletic bottom. PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
Well that’s all for me! But until next time, GET OUT THERE AND GET TURNED ON!!!
