We’ve talked about the Pride and Prejudice involved in being a 350-pound nude model, but we’ve never properly discussed Jane Austen’s fine comedy of manners. Thank goodness for this abbreviated porn version remixed from the audiobook. Now you can learn all about Mr. Darcy’s dick, Ms. Bennett’s asshole, and the naughty dalliances of Uncle Muffins and Captian Breakfast. Who said our porn website weren’t classy?
Oooh! And don’t forget to check out the audiobook for Harry Potter and the Underage Blowjob
Paragon nearly gave up on their Real Man segment, but Marco changed their minds.He’s got everything we look for in a Real Man – the face, the fur, the huge fucking cock!
He likes to make a first move, but is flattered when someone moves on him. He always says yes to forthrightness! Marco’s got an Italian and Spanish background – that’s a hot load of latin blood, with a double dose of foreskin! Watch him work it an explosive eruption in his JO video.
T.jr (the “T” stands for Terminator) at only 19 ,Tjr is already a hot fuck! He does not smoke cigarettes but he smokes other healthy stuff,he likes milk chocolate with hazelnuts,and never shaves his own nuts.
Kyle and Cory are both twenty-two and go to college together. They are best friends and needed to make some fash cash so they could go to Mexico on Spring Break. Kyle is beefier with a football player’s body and Cory is a redhead with more of a gymnast’s build. Both are super hot. It’s a bit awkward for them jerking off together.
We posted the barf-alicious pic above and you replied with hilarious QCaptions! Here are our top five winners!
I said “Mustard” not “Mayo” (TopDad)
Chocolate twikie, swiss cake roll anyone? (Little Debbie)
Look at that… when elephants laugh, milk comes out their noses too! (Scott)
Some people will put anything in a deep fryer. (SteveDenver)
we’re afraid we couldn’t find human donors, donkeys are just as good. (throwofdice)
Thanks to all our awesome QCommenters for their great entries! The new Caption This! Goes up tomorrow!
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